Looks like "penis-less" has run for the hills like the coward he is 
Coward? Now where did you get that idea? Next you'll be saying, ala NW83, "I know you are but what am I?"
Believe me, I am making a concerted effort to post more on this board but I do have a life outside of GetBig. It will be quite some time before I reach your, now closing in on, 6,000 post count. Being a fat, gay, coward you don't get out much. But at least it leaves you a lot of free time to entertain your cock-craving fantasies and conjure up more imaginative gay imagery. Too bad such creativity doesn't translate into a more robust rebuttal. Perhaps you should consult more with your far more witty and clever butt-buddy, chaos.
I am glad now that I play such a pivotal role in your life.
Well, I'm off to train now. Now I want you to promptly reply to this post and wait for me until I reply. Try not to masturbate to the image you have of me until then.