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Quote of the Week w/e 20090726: Nominations
« on: July 25, 2009, 02:49:11 PM »
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Insight from Lord Taka:
90% of our conversation is not bbing related but getbig like "would you hit it" matters.

English lessons online:

its called "hit it"  ;D "hit her" sounds like you want to punch her  ;D

I was guessing it. But if she trys to defend her 1/4 leg press and refuse to do full range of motion and squat. I may punch her.

Raw Character Synopsis:
she's one of those chicks that'd be good for giving head for when you want to get head and squeeze fake tits for erection maintenance.

Vintage Adonis:
JimmyJam, the poker playing pansy from Pembroke who is treading the fine line between idolizing masculinity and worshiping homo eroticism.  It is safe to say that he has dipped a toe or two in the man pool for a few giddy strokes. 

Kiwiownage:
Was this written in crayon, TA!?  ???
The only thing whoever wrote that masterpiece obviously does with a crayon is eat it.









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Re: Quote of the Week w/e 20090726: Nominations
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2009, 02:49:59 PM »
lol
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Re: Quote of the Week w/e 20090726: Nominations
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2009, 02:53:49 PM »
I'd go with the ManBearPig quote so far, that's pretty fcuking funny.

evandatp

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Re: Quote of the Week w/e 20090726: Nominations
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2009, 03:04:33 PM »
a strong contender in the Parody division.

Ron Paul Fan's cover letter:
Topic: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew  (Read 5 times)
Ron, i feel i am ready to be a Jew and i believe Judaism could benefit from my services.

If you are not looking for any new Jews right at the moment, that is fine, but if the oppourtunity arises, you now know that i am interested.

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Re: Quote of the Week w/e 20090726: Nominations
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2009, 03:07:07 PM »
I'd go with the ManBearPig quote so far, that's pretty fcuking funny.
Agree. I like this part: 'squeeze fake tits for erection maintenance.'  Funny stuff!   ;D