Stop that editing.
fuck that - there aren't much things nicer than to be very thirsty and you rip the fridge open grab that 2liter Milk bottle and gulp some of it down - it's also something only men are doing and again something that will piss you missus off - which is good to balance the - I'm a good boy vs I'm an asshole character which woman need to stay attracted to you.Burping and farting are on that list too.Edit oh yes and don't forget loud yawning - that get my girl always bothered
only if you stop being an annoying cunt
when you diss yourself before others are able to, it really takes the fun out of it johnny