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i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« on: September 26, 2009, 09:28:45 PM »
his response was the i should load up on Unilever, they company that makes hellmon's mayonnaise. His rationale was that since were in a recession that people want cheap comfort food, and that mayonnaise was the cheapest way to do so..he even said that he eats mayonnaise by the spoonful as a comfort food, and a source of good fats..WTF?
He even claimed it was anabolic...

he also gave me a recipe that keeps him feeling full for cheap...take two bags of Ramon noodles. Cost about .50 cents and 7.5 tablespoons of hellmons, and use mayo instead of water...

his stock tips suck and are dangerous...I also think he may not be a registered hedgefund manager that used to work under Gorge Soros..
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2009, 12:25:35 PM »
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2009, 12:43:06 PM »
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2009, 12:52:34 PM »
Quote from: nicky.smth on September 26, 2009, 09:28:45 PM
his response was the i should load up on Unilever, they company that makes hellmon's mayonnaise. His rationale was that since were in a recession that people want cheap comfort food, and that mayonnaise was the cheapest way to do so..he even said that he eats mayonnaise by the spoonful as a comfort food, and a source of good fats..WTF?
He even claimed it was anabolic...

he also gave me a recipe that keeps him feeling full for cheap...take two bags of Ramon noodles. Cost about .50 cents and 7.5 tablespoons of hellmons, and use mayo instead of water...

his stock tips suck and are dangerous...I also think he may not be a registered hedgefund manager that used to work under Gorge Soros..
LMAO
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2009, 12:54:56 PM »
Quote from: nicky.smth on September 26, 2009, 09:28:45 PM
his response was the i should load up on Unilever, they company that makes hellmon's mayonnaise. His rationale was that since were in a recession that people want cheap comfort food, and that mayonnaise was the cheapest way to do so..he even said that he eats mayonnaise by the spoonful as a comfort food, and a source of good fats..WTF?
He even claimed it was anabolic...

he also gave me a recipe that keeps him feeling full for cheap...take two bags of Ramon noodles. Cost about .50 cents and 7.5 tablespoons of hellmons, and use mayo instead of water...

his stock tips suck and are dangerous...I also think he may not be a registered hedgefund manager that used to work under Gorge Soros..

Most Getbiggers run their own funds out of their mother's basement where their average ROI is usually in excess of 45%. They make it RAIN.

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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2009, 01:00:41 PM »
Quote from: nicky.smth on September 26, 2009, 09:28:45 PM
his response was the i should load up on Unilever, they company that makes hellmon's mayonnaise. His rationale was that since were in a recession that people want cheap comfort food, and that mayonnaise was the cheapest way to do so..he even said that he eats mayonnaise by the spoonful as a comfort food, and a source of good fats..WTF?
He even claimed it was anabolic...

he also gave me a recipe that keeps him feeling full for cheap...take two bags of Ramon noodles. Cost about .50 cents and 7.5 tablespoons of hellmons, and use mayo instead of water...

his stock tips suck and are dangerous...I also think he may not be a registered hedgefund manager that used to work under Gorge Soros..

Are you suggesting that it's a safe assumption that "Pumpster" is probably not John Paulson posting on Getbig under an alias?
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2009, 02:00:36 PM »
the fact remains that i was using plumpster for advices. Every time he recommended a stock, i either shorted the stock or bought put options and made nice gains.

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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2009, 02:06:09 PM »
Quote from: 2Thick on September 27, 2009, 01:00:41 PM
Are you suggesting that it's a safe assumption that "Pumpster" is probably not John Paulson posting on Getbig under an alias?

No but pumpster claims he was a "big" guy at the Soros Endowment fund..Pumpster also claims that it was his idea to short the pound and break the bank of england.
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2009, 02:07:14 PM »
Quote from: nicky.smth on September 27, 2009, 02:00:36 PM
the fact remains that i was using plumpster for advices. Every time he recommended a stock, i either shorted the stock or bought put options and made nice gains.



Just invest in some company that makes products for kids. Remember - children are the orgasm of life.
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2009, 02:14:32 PM »
Pumpster also told me that he's so muscular, that in the off season he only consumes about 40 grams protein day, and about 80% of his daily calories from carbs cause he's very active. Advices he took from the great Nasshole..Plumpster said he could maintain his size for a year without any protein... :o
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2009, 02:15:41 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on September 27, 2009, 02:07:14 PM
Just invest in some company that makes products for kids. Remember - children are the orgasm of life.

maybe ill invest in that lube pumpster uses..he has two tubes by his mattress... 8)
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2009, 02:17:08 PM »
Quote from: nicky.smth on September 27, 2009, 02:15:41 PM
maybe ill invest in that lube pumpster uses..he has two tubes by his mattress... 8)
hahahaa

good stuff Nicky.smth, you are one of my fave posters
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2009, 02:17:28 PM »
Quote from: nicky.smth on September 27, 2009, 02:14:32 PM
Pumpster also told me that he's so muscular, that in the off season he only consumes about 40 grams protein, and about 80% of calories from carbs cause he's very active. Advices he took from the great Nasshole..Plumpster said he could maintain his size for a year without any protein...
No doubt about maintaining the size ;D
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2009, 02:19:20 PM »
Quote from: nicky.smth on September 27, 2009, 02:06:09 PM
No but pumpster claims he was a "big" guy at the Soros Endowment fund..Pumpster also claims that it was his idea to short the pound and break the bank of england.

HAHAHA yes that was his idea
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2009, 02:22:51 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on September 27, 2009, 12:54:56 PM
Most Getbiggers run their own funds out of their mother's basement where their average ROI is usually in excess of 45%. They make it RAIN.
Yes, we just sit around and cut our melons. Poverty is for poor people.
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2009, 02:28:16 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on September 27, 2009, 02:22:51 PM
Yes, we just sit around and cut our melons. Poverty is for poor people.
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2009, 03:13:08 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on September 27, 2009, 02:17:08 PM
hahahaa

good stuff Nicky.smth, you are one of my fave posters

Thanks, for the high approval MR Putang wrecking machine from down under ;D
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2009, 03:25:24 PM »
Quote from: nicky.smth on September 27, 2009, 03:13:08 PM
Thanks, for the high approval MR Putang wrecking machine from down under ;D


Negrodamus > Nicky.smth / The Choad
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2009, 07:01:01 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on September 27, 2009, 03:25:24 PM
Negrodamus > Nicky.smth / The Choad

The choad was a bad muthafucker. I hear he's living in Monaco right now...He's a arbitrageur and he only works 1/2 the year in NY, CT,. the choad travels the other half year, hand picking the freshest vPagina the world has to offer
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Re: i asked pumpster the stock broker what stock should i buy
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2009, 07:06:44 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on September 27, 2009, 03:25:24 PM
Negrodamus > Nicky.smth / The Choad

Negrodamus became a professor at harvard, and bodybuilds for the fun of it...However, he's had a string of injuries, where he has not been able to lift in a year. Doc said another two months he'll be back training...He plans on juicing for jesus to gain the year and a half recovering from injuries...
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