Author Topic: farting on accident in the gym? (Read 1973 times)

Howard · « **on:** September 24, 2009, 08:32:54 PM »

I did once on the leg press. I got up quick , moved on and the next one on it was this older woman who made a face.

Has Beens · « **Reply #1 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:42:13 PM »

Ahhh yes, the leg press gets me every time !!

chaos · « **Reply #2 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:42:58 PM »

"on accident"

Howard · « **Reply #3 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:45:46 PM »

Quote from: chaos on September 24, 2009, 08:42:58 PM

"on accident"

caught me again...busted.
Oh , the older babe has this short, boy cut hairstyle , was chunky and really bitchy, etc.
I felt like going over and blasting her in the face with some freash sewer gas

aglifter · « **Reply #4 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:52:34 PM »

once you tighten the belt, you know there's a good chance...

Rinc · « **Reply #5 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:54:24 PM »

Quote from: Howard on September 24, 2009, 08:32:54 PM

I did once on the leg press. I got up quick , moved on and the next one on it was this older woman who made a face.

Off topic idiotic thread reported!

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #6 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:54:36 PM »

I fart on purpose atleast weekly in the gym.........nice rancid protein farts!

younggunz · « **Reply #7 on:** September 24, 2009, 10:23:48 PM »

Quote from: flexingtonsteele on September 24, 2009, 08:54:36 PM

I fart on purpose atleast weekly in the gym.........nice rancid protein farts!

Those r str8 lights out! solid 20 foot radius.... DUSTED! i once took no-explode on a str8 empty stomach...., damn near shat myself mid preacher curl. finished my set, then bounced.

WillGrant · « **Reply #8 on:** September 24, 2009, 10:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Howard on September 24, 2009, 08:32:54 PM

I did once on the leg press. I got up quick , moved on and the next one on it was this older woman who made a face.

Dont you have a fart fetish Howie?

HTexan · « **Reply #9 on:** September 24, 2009, 10:58:27 PM »

once, squatting.

YoungBlood · « **Reply #10 on:** September 24, 2009, 11:03:16 PM »

Nothing better in life than loading up on a fiber supplement and squeaking out a nice atrocious smelling fart that nobody really has any idea who it was. You all look at one another but nobody really knows for sure.

This works great when you need some equipment, it'll clear a room fast!

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #11 on:** September 24, 2009, 11:05:31 PM »

Quote from: Howard on September 24, 2009, 08:32:54 PM

I did once on the leg press. I got up quick , moved on and the next one on it was this older woman who made a face.

Take your hairy anus somewhere else, queer.

Mars · « **Reply #12 on:** September 24, 2009, 11:29:58 PM »

lol. and these farts are always very loud as well

IrishMuscle84 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 24, 2009, 11:52:21 PM »

Quote from: Howard on September 24, 2009, 08:32:54 PM

I did once on the leg press. I got up quick , moved on and the next one on it was this older woman who made a face.

HAHAHAAA!!

Done it a few times.....also on leg press, and squats. Shit, as long as there no females close by, ill let those mofos RIP like theres no tomorrow.Good gym humor too. Too many dudes in there with the tough guy, pissed off look. You let one out nice and loud, youll have the biggest baddest mofo in the gym giggling like a little girl. I walked by a dude doing flat bench, rip one soo loud he starting laughing in the middle of him doing a rep he just got weak in the arms from laughing to where the bar was stuck on him with him still laughing his ass off, face all red n shit from laughing so hard. LOL

dude in the gym last week on a squat machine let one out....he quickly looked around to see if anyone heard it, i looked away laughing....didnt want to embarass the guy.

Mars · « **Reply #14 on:** September 25, 2009, 12:02:13 AM »

it only sucks the fart sticks to your ass when you walk away.

freespirit · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2009, 12:47:22 AM »

Quote from: Mars on September 25, 2009, 12:02:13 AM

it only sucks the fart sticks to your ass when you walk away.

Use your towel to spread the smell...

Bobby · « **Reply #16 on:** September 25, 2009, 03:36:26 AM »

i try to get all my farting done before i enter the gym

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #17 on:** September 25, 2009, 03:40:09 AM »

After reading the title of this thread I was under the impression some people had an accident in your gym and you went over and farted on them,now I feel mislead and disappointed

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #18 on:** September 25, 2009, 04:24:32 AM »

Pumpster shits all over his bowflex when he trains.

Meso_z · « **Reply #19 on:** September 25, 2009, 04:29:10 AM »

Quote from: Mars on September 25, 2009, 12:02:13 AM

it only sucks the fart sticks to your ass when you walk away.

i spread my asscheeks whaenever i want to fart

Bix · « **Reply #20 on:** September 25, 2009, 04:42:04 AM »

I've smelt Howard's ass once, it's BAD!

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #21 on:** September 25, 2009, 04:46:24 AM »

Quote from: Bix on September 25, 2009, 04:42:04 AM

I've smelt Howard's ass once, it's BAD!

What grade are you in? Did he give you an A+?

Luv2Hurt · « **Reply #22 on:** September 25, 2009, 04:49:41 AM »

Quote from: IrishMuscle84 on September 24, 2009, 11:52:21 PM

HAHAHAAA!! Done it a few times.....also on leg press, and squats. Shit, as long as there no females close by, ill let those mofos RIP like theres no tomorrow.Good gym humor too. Too many dudes in there with the tough guy, pissed off look. You let one out nice and loud, youll have the biggest baddest mofo in the gym giggling like a little girl. I walked by a dude doing flat bench, rip one soo loud he starting laughing in the middle of him doing a rep he just got weak in the arms from laughing to where the bar was stuck on him with him still laughing his ass off, face all red n shit from laughing so hard. LOL dude in the gym last week on a squat machine let one out....he quickly looked around to see if anyone heard it, i looked away laughing....didnt want to embarass the guy.

Fart/poop humor huh? Yeah back in 4th grade we used to laugh at that too.

jesusbod · « **Reply #23 on:** September 25, 2009, 06:35:11 AM »

Quote from: Meso_z on September 25, 2009, 04:29:10 AM

i spread my asscheeks whaenever i want to fart

We are not talking about your Gay porn days...

Tapeworm · « **Reply #24 on:** September 25, 2009, 06:46:00 AM »

Quote from: Okami on September 25, 2009, 03:40:09 AM

After reading the title of this thread I was under the impression some people had an accident in your gym and you went over and farted on them,now I feel mislead and disappointed