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Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« on: October 03, 2009, 12:30:41 AM »
I live in New Jersey, and I was shopping in the mall today.  In the hall I notice this cute brunette walking down the hall but wearing one of those "Joe Weider's Olympia" Varsity jackets, with 2009 on it.  I get kind of excited so I walk quickly up to her as she's about to get onto the escalator and I say, "Excuse me, did you compete at the Olympia?".  And then she says to me in a HEAVY Easter European accent, "I do not speak English".  Haha, so I say, "Wait, do you REALLY not speak English, because I'm seriously asking about the Olympia".  She says again, "I do not speak English", and starts to anxiously look around as if looking for someone.  The part that sucked was that the escalator was super slow and super long and we were the only ones on it.  HAHAHAHA.
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2009, 12:32:40 AM »
great story.  I will make sure this gets passed down for generations to come.
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2009, 12:37:35 AM »
Quote from: Rich2 on October 03, 2009, 12:30:41 AM
I live in New Jersey, and I was shopping in the mall today.  In the hall I notice this cute brunette walking down the hall but wearing one of those "Joe Weider's Olympia" Varsity jackets, with 2009 on it.  I get kind of excited so I walk quickly up to her as she's about to get onto the escalator and I say, "Excuse me, did you compete at the Olympia?".  And then she says to me in a HEAVY Easter European accent, "I do not speak English".  Haha, so I say, "Wait, do you REALLY not speak English, because I'm seriously asking about the Olympia".  She says again, "I do not speak English", and starts to anxiously look around as if looking for someone.  The part that sucked was that the escalator was super slow and super long and we were the only ones on it.  HAHAHAHA.

Rich2?  Rich Gaspari?
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2009, 12:42:34 AM »
Quote from: xbht on October 03, 2009, 12:32:40 AM
great story.  I will make sure this gets passed down for generations to come.

I've already sold the movie rights actually.  It's a RomCom.
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2009, 12:43:22 AM »
Quote from: Matt C on October 03, 2009, 12:37:35 AM
Rich2?  Rich Gaspari?

Nah.  He's the man tho.
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2009, 12:47:12 AM »
Quote from: Rich2 on October 03, 2009, 12:42:34 AM
I've already sold the movie rights actually.  It's a RomCom.

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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2009, 02:36:22 AM »
Quote from: Rich2 on October 03, 2009, 12:42:34 AM
I've already sold the movie rights actually.  It's a RomCom.

about a female bbing schmoe that saves an ukrainian stripper from a human traficking ring and they fall in love?
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2009, 05:35:45 AM »
Riveting.

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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2009, 05:36:53 AM »
she probably thought she was about to get raped hahaha
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2009, 05:47:28 AM »
Did she say I do not Speak english in english?
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2009, 06:05:48 AM »
I bet she knows the universal sign for blowjob. 

Just saying.. it could have been more awkward.
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2009, 08:22:20 AM »
It COULD'VE been more awkward.  Now that I think about it I should have whipped my dick out and started masturbating in front of Nordstrom's.  That would've shown her.  Too bad I'm a pussy.
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2009, 08:33:52 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on October 03, 2009, 05:47:28 AM
Did she say I do not Speak english in english?

That's usually the only English the person will know, so when people do walk up to them and engage them, they can make the person understand they cannot carry a conversation with them.
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2009, 10:08:25 AM »
Quote from: rocket on October 03, 2009, 06:05:48 AM
I bet she knows the universal sign for blowjob. 

Just saying.. it could have been more awkward.

Haha.  I'll incorporate that into the next game of charades that errupts whenever someone says 'I am having no english.'
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Re: Awkward Olympia Competitor Encounter
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2009, 10:10:02 AM »
and then...?
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