« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men  (Read 2153 times)

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men
« on: October 24, 2009, 10:48:17 AM »
It's a evolutionary thing...
Logged

Ex Coelis

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 8075
Re: Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2009, 10:53:44 AM »
a beard is a symbol of manhood and strength

to shave a man is to castrate him
Logged

Dreadlifter

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1614
  • Getbig!
Re: Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2009, 11:00:49 AM »
JC had a beard. no beard = you hate JC.  8)
Logged

JOHN MATRIX

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 13281
  • the Media is the Problem
Re: Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2009, 11:08:19 AM »
yes once i stopped shaving i never looked back. you will find a manly beard will immediately add 25-50lbs to your bench press and your voice will get a bit deeper, and the women will gravitate towards you.






Logged

Purple Aki

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1892
  • penisory contact with her volvo.
Re: Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2009, 11:20:17 AM »
The rise in homosexuality and schmoe related tomfoolery among todays competitors can be directly linked to the decline in bodybuilders sporting facial hair .


Fact!

Logged

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2009, 11:31:45 AM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on October 24, 2009, 11:08:19 AM
yes once i stopped shaving i never looked back. you will find a manly beard will immediately add 25-50lbs to your bench press and your voice will get a bit deeper, and the women will gravitate towards you.








Steve was a MAN!
Good old times...
Logged

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2009, 11:32:45 AM »
Quote from: Dreadlifter on October 24, 2009, 11:00:49 AM
JC had a beard. no beard = you hate JC.  8)

You mean Jay Cutler?
Logged

Wiggs

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 40888
  • Child of Y'srael
Re: Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2009, 11:38:02 AM »
no facial hair is a sign of feminimity. 


If beard was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.
Logged
7

Ex Coelis

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 8075
Re: Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2009, 11:42:10 AM »
Mars inspires the masses not only with his posts but his rugged beard as well

Logged

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Why true Getbiggers hate beardless men
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2009, 11:47:10 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on October 24, 2009, 11:38:02 AM
If beard was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.

BOOM!!
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »