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The Top 50 Reasons...
« on: October 28, 2009, 02:03:50 PM »
The Top 50 Reasons Why Hot Girls Date Douchebags
What is it about hot girls and douchebags that just doesn’t make any sense? We’ve all seen it, yet it still amazes most people that nice guys finish last and the jerk gets the girl. Here, we’ll attempt to explain this phenomenon.

1.They want an easy out: If you’re dating a jerk, no one is going to think you’re crazy for wanting to dump him once you’re tired of him.
2.They weren’t douchebags to begin with: Some douchebags are created once they start dating a hottie and think they can get away with it.
3.Douchebags are more passionate: Some girls date jerks because "safe" guys are more mild.
4.Douchebags are fun to complain about: We’ve all met her-the girl who loves drama. And dating a douchebag is sure to bring attention-inducing drama.
5.They don’t know what they want: Some girls date jerks because they just don’t know what they’re looking for.
6.Affection from a douchebag means more: If a guy is a total jerk 90% of the time, the 10% that he’s nice means a lot more, which will keep girls hanging on.
7.They have low expectations: Hot girls know that the majority of guys out there are douchebags, so until they’re ready to settle down, they are happy to play around with jerks for a while.
8.They’re on the rebound: A girl on the rebound is often looking for a man who is shallow and offers low maintenance attention, which douchebags are happy to deliver on.
9.Douchebags are more attractive: The douchebags who are attractive know they’re attractive, and realize that they can get away with being a jerk.
10.Women like mystery: Douchebags, with their spotty affection, offer a certain degree of mystery that girls love.
11.They’re douchebags, too: Girls can be douchebags, too, and douchebag girls tend to like douchebag guys.
12.They think all men are douchebags: Some girls just don’t realize that there are guys out there who aren’t complete jerks.
13.Jerks are big and important, didn’t you know?: Plenty of douchebags are sports players, rich doctors, and other "important people" who usually get a free pass to be a douchebag and get the ladies.
14.They don’t realize they’re hot: Some hot girls don’t realize that they’re hot enough to never have to date a douchebag.
15.They’re too young to know better: Girls new in the dating game may not understand that douchebags are to be avoided.
16.They just want sex: Some girls are just looking for a physical relationship, which most douchebags are more than happy to provide.
17.They like the chase: "Nice" guys tend to give girls lots of attention, but douchebags give girls the elusive chase that they want.
18.Douchebags are honest about being douchebags: Honesty about going for what you want is a sign of strength for many women.
19.Douchebags are always on the hunt: Douchebags, unlike nice guys, are always trying to score a new hottie, which means they’ll have a better chance of finding one.
20.They’re afraid to be alone: Some girls are so afraid to be alone, they’ll date anyone, even a jerk.
21.Nice guys suffocate hot girls: Some hotties stay away from nice guys because once they get their hands on one, they’ll never have a free moment away from him.
22.Nice guys are too shy to say something: Often, nice guys take a more passive approach to dating, which means girls may not even know they’re being pursued.
23.Douchebags are persistent: Douches, on the other hand, are much more forward, making girls aware of their attraction.
24.They don’t know they’re dating douchebags: Some girls truly have no idea that the guy they’re dating is a jerk.
25.They don’t want surprises: Douchebags, among other things, are incredibly consistent and easy to predict.
26.Douchebags command attention: Girls notice douchebags because they’re more likely to seek out attention.
27.Peer pressure: Nice guys and hot girls are often just in a different social class.
28.They’re rebelling: When a hot girl breaks up with her "nice guy," she’s probably going to want to find the exact opposite of him-a douchebag.
29.They don’t want to become emotionally attached: With a douchebag, a girl can be assured that she doesn’t have to worry about getting too emotionally intertwined.
30.Douchebags are powerful: Often, douchebags are powerful people in their regular lives, which is generally a turn-on for girls.
31.They want a challenge: Some girls like to think they can be the one to turn a douchebag into a nice guy.
32.They want what they can’t have: Girls often like to pursue relationships with men that they know will never commit.
33.They like to be treated like crap: Some girls have such low self-respect that they expect to get bad treatment from a guy.
34.Nice guys don’t offer a spark: Douchebags often offer a chemistry that "nice guys" can’t.
35.They don’t want to feel bad for being a douche, too: When you’re dating a douchebag, there’s less pressure to be a nice girlfriend.
36.They come from an abusive home: Some girls come from an abusive background and just date what they’re used to.
37.They love confidence: Douchebags are confident, and women like that.
38.They’re lonely: Lonely girls would rather date a douchebag than no one at all.
39.They like bad boys: Bad boys are exciting, and girls will date them even if they’re jerks.
40.Jerks are well connected: Whether they’re in a frat or exclusive social circle, douchebags are often well-connected to the ladies.
41.They want to be dominated: Some girls like domination, a quality that most douchebags offer.
42.Other hot girls date them: When one hot girl dates a douchebag, other hot girls think that he’s dateable, too.
43.Girls like danger: Again, bad boys and danger are exciting, and girls like that.
44.Douchebags have money: Douchebags often have wealth, or at least wealthy parents, which is very attractive to some girls.
45.They’re bored: A little drama from a douchebag is sure to cure boredom for most girls.
46.They can smell nice guys’ desperation: Hot girls often stay away from "nice guys" because they start to get too clingy.
47.They have low self confidence: Some girls don’t think they can do any better than a douchebag.
48.They have something to prove: Some girls will take on a douchebag as a challenge to show others she can make him a nicer man.
49.They’re into status: Hot girls are wooed by the douchebag’s nice car, cool job, and appearance of wealth.
50.Life sucks: Perhaps the simplest way to explain the hot girl-douchebag phenomenon is to say that life isn’t fair, buddy.

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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 02:05:51 PM »

that list was compiled by an ugly guy with a sucky job. probably sementaste

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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 02:10:52 PM »
HAHAHA...so true.
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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2009, 02:11:39 PM »
The Top 50 Reasons Why Hot Girls Date Douchebags
What is it about hot girls and douchebags that just doesn’t make any sense? We’ve all seen it, yet it still amazes most people that nice guys finish last and the jerk gets the girl. Here, we’ll attempt to explain this phenomenon.

1.They want an easy out: If you’re dating a jerk, no one is going to think you’re crazy for wanting to dump him once you’re tired of him.
2.They weren’t douchebags to begin with: Some douchebags are created once they start dating a hottie and think they can get away with it.
3.Douchebags are more passionate: Some girls date jerks because "safe" guys are more mild.
4.Douchebags are fun to complain about: We’ve all met her-the girl who loves drama. And dating a douchebag is sure to bring attention-inducing drama.
5.They don’t know what they want: Some girls date jerks because they just don’t know what they’re looking for.
6.Affection from a douchebag means more: If a guy is a total jerk 90% of the time, the 10% that he’s nice means a lot more, which will keep girls hanging on.
7.They have low expectations: Hot girls know that the majority of guys out there are douchebags, so until they’re ready to settle down, they are happy to play around with jerks for a while.
8.They’re on the rebound: A girl on the rebound is often looking for a man who is shallow and offers low maintenance attention, which douchebags are happy to deliver on.
9.Douchebags are more attractive: The douchebags who are attractive know they’re attractive, and realize that they can get away with being a jerk.
10.Women like mystery: Douchebags, with their spotty affection, offer a certain degree of mystery that girls love.
11.They’re douchebags, too: Girls can be douchebags, too, and douchebag girls tend to like douchebag guys.
12.They think all men are douchebags: Some girls just don’t realize that there are guys out there who aren’t complete jerks.
13.Jerks are big and important, didn’t you know?: Plenty of douchebags are sports players, rich doctors, and other "important people" who usually get a free pass to be a douchebag and get the ladies.
14.They don’t realize they’re hot: Some hot girls don’t realize that they’re hot enough to never have to date a douchebag.
15.They’re too young to know better: Girls new in the dating game may not understand that douchebags are to be avoided.
16.They just want sex: Some girls are just looking for a physical relationship, which most douchebags are more than happy to provide.
17.They like the chase: "Nice" guys tend to give girls lots of attention, but douchebags give girls the elusive chase that they want.
18.Douchebags are honest about being douchebags: Honesty about going for what you want is a sign of strength for many women.
19.Douchebags are always on the hunt: Douchebags, unlike nice guys, are always trying to score a new hottie, which means they’ll have a better chance of finding one.
20.They’re afraid to be alone: Some girls are so afraid to be alone, they’ll date anyone, even a jerk.
21.Nice guys suffocate hot girls: Some hotties stay away from nice guys because once they get their hands on one, they’ll never have a free moment away from him.
22.Nice guys are too shy to say something: Often, nice guys take a more passive approach to dating, which means girls may not even know they’re being pursued.
23.Douchebags are persistent: Douches, on the other hand, are much more forward, making girls aware of their attraction.
24.They don’t know they’re dating douchebags: Some girls truly have no idea that the guy they’re dating is a jerk.
25.They don’t want surprises: Douchebags, among other things, are incredibly consistent and easy to predict.
26.Douchebags command attention: Girls notice douchebags because they’re more likely to seek out attention.
27.Peer pressure: Nice guys and hot girls are often just in a different social class.
28.They’re rebelling: When a hot girl breaks up with her "nice guy," she’s probably going to want to find the exact opposite of him-a douchebag.
29.They don’t want to become emotionally attached: With a douchebag, a girl can be assured that she doesn’t have to worry about getting too emotionally intertwined.
30.Douchebags are powerful: Often, douchebags are powerful people in their regular lives, which is generally a turn-on for girls.
31.They want a challenge: Some girls like to think they can be the one to turn a douchebag into a nice guy.
32.They want what they can’t have: Girls often like to pursue relationships with men that they know will never commit.
33.They like to be treated like crap: Some girls have such low self-respect that they expect to get bad treatment from a guy.
34.Nice guys don’t offer a spark: Douchebags often offer a chemistry that "nice guys" can’t.
35.They don’t want to feel bad for being a douche, too: When you’re dating a douchebag, there’s less pressure to be a nice girlfriend.
36.They come from an abusive home: Some girls come from an abusive background and just date what they’re used to.
37.They love confidence: Douchebags are confident, and women like that.
38.They’re lonely: Lonely girls would rather date a douchebag than no one at all.
39.They like bad boys: Bad boys are exciting, and girls will date them even if they’re jerks.
40.Jerks are well connected: Whether they’re in a frat or exclusive social circle, douchebags are often well-connected to the ladies.
41.They want to be dominated: Some girls like domination, a quality that most douchebags offer.
42.Other hot girls date them: When one hot girl dates a douchebag, other hot girls think that he’s dateable, too.
43.Girls like danger: Again, bad boys and danger are exciting, and girls like that.
44.Douchebags have money: Douchebags often have wealth, or at least wealthy parents, which is very attractive to some girls.
45.They’re bored: A little drama from a douchebag is sure to cure boredom for most girls.
46.They can smell nice guys’ desperation: Hot girls often stay away from "nice guys" because they start to get too clingy.
47.They have low self confidence: Some girls don’t think they can do any better than a douchebag.
48.They have something to prove: Some girls will take on a douchebag as a challenge to show others she can make him a nicer man.
49.They’re into status: Hot girls are wooed by the douchebag’s nice car, cool job, and appearance of wealth.
50.Life sucks: Perhaps the simplest way to explain the hot girl-douchebag phenomenon is to say that life isn’t fair, buddy.

Damn it must suck to have NEVER gotten a hot chick into bed.

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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2009, 02:44:38 PM »
I'd like to see what the person looks like who actually created that list.  :-X

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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2009, 05:47:32 PM »
I'd like to see what the person looks like who actually created that list.  :-X


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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2009, 05:49:29 PM »
i'm a huge douchebag and the bitches aren't not knocking my door down......as much as I want, that is

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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2009, 03:11:10 AM »
lol #4 refers to every friend I have talking about their relationships  ::)

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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2009, 03:46:06 AM »
wow.

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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2009, 02:12:58 PM »
that list was compiled by an ugly guy with a sucky job. probably sementaste
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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2009, 02:39:34 PM »
i'm a huge douchebag and the bitches aren't not knocking my door down

QFT.... ;D

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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2009, 04:17:29 PM »
hes definitely the guy who is friends with the girls who he sees fucking other guys,but cant get laid to save his life..so he see's them as jerks or douche bags..meanwhile hes the real douche because hes the one having to jerk himself off every night.

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Re: The Top 50 Reasons...
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2009, 06:00:56 PM »
couldn't finish...stopped reading after nr 5

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