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Funnyman DAX SHEPARD treasures a letter California Governor ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER once sent him after the actor joked about dating his teenage daughter at a tribute event.
Shepard was chosen to 'roast' the Terminator at an event two years ago (07) and opened up by suggesting his relationship with Katherine Schwarzenegger, who was then 17, was more than just friendship.
The former Hollywood action man was so amused he decided to show off his own comedy skills in a letter to the Without A Paddle star.
Shepard adopted Schwarzenegger's voice and read the note while appearing on U.S. chat show Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Wednesday (28Oct09).
The letter read: "Thanks for taking part in the roast last night, but, no, you may not have my daughter. I'm sorry to break it to you but your terrific talent, great humor and so-so Arnold impersonation do not add up to son-in-law material, especially when the relationship would put you in jail.
"It would really mess up my weekends to have to schlep Katherine to visit you every Sunday."
The letter, which features the Governor's official seal, concludes, "On a motorcycle or anywhere, I hope to run into you somewhere soon."
Ironically, Shepard read out the note from Schwarzenegger on the same day the Governor was being criticised for an official letter he wrote to a political critic, in which the words 'F**k off' were spelled out at the beginning of each line.
The actor had a little fun on the back of the new literary scandal: "I thought, 'Hey, maybe there's a secret message in my letter,' so I added up all the letters and I divided it by pi - I think that's what you do... This is what it said: 'I love your smile and your glutes'."




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Re: Arnold Hated The Idea Of Dax Shepard Dating His Teen Daughter
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2009, 07:22:19 AM »
Could you imagine the thought of that dude plowing your daughter.  Arnold let him off easy.

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Re: Arnold Hated The Idea Of Dax Shepard Dating His Teen Daughter
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2009, 10:10:14 AM »
Arnie is the true alpha male.

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Re: Arnold Hated The Idea Of Dax Shepard Dating His Teen Daughter
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2009, 11:40:53 AM »
that guy looks like a queer.  arnold did the right thing
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Re: Arnold Hated The Idea Of Dax Shepard Dating His Teen Daughter
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 11:44:23 AM »
had this been back in the 70's, Arnie would of tore that man apart limb by limb

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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 11:51:08 AM »
had this been back in the 70's, Arnie would of tore that man apart limb by limb

no he wouldn't. Arnold would have owned him in front of a group of people and embarrass the hell out of him but no Arnold would not fight anybody

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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2009, 01:43:55 PM »
His girlfriend now is Kristen Bell who is fucking hot as hell.
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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2009, 01:47:50 PM »
no he wouldn't. Arnold would have owned him in front of a group of people and embarrass the hell out of him but no Arnold would not fight anybody

Arnold would ONLY fight, if at all, if he had his cronies such as Franco et al with him

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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2009, 01:50:56 PM »
no he wouldn't. Arnold would have owned him in front of a group of people and embarrass the hell out of him but no Arnold would not fight anybody

QFT. You beat me to it. That's what alpha like us do. Or let other throw the punches for us.

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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2009, 04:56:25 PM »
Yes Arnold would not fight anyone.  Now Kenny waller is another story.  He loved to fight and bck down from no one.  I will never forget him running after a car that almost hit us in the cross walk. 
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2009, 07:10:34 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2009, 07:13:50 PM »
Katherine Schwarzenegger

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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2009, 08:42:42 PM »
Katherine Schwarzenegger

where are her shoes?
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2009, 09:00:46 PM »
Katherine Schwarzenegger

Decent, but she has that Skeletor face from her mum. I guess it beats her dad's face.
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Re: Arnold Hated The Idea Of Dax Shepard Dating His Teen Daughter
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2009, 11:05:08 PM »
one daughter looks like Maria and one more like Arnold

weird how that shit works

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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2009, 11:09:39 PM »
Katherine Schwarzenegger

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Re: Arnold Hated The Idea Of Dax Shepard Dating His Teen Daughter
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2009, 11:10:56 PM »
Dax is actually from the town I live in now.  That doesn't make me think he's hilarious or anything.

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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2009, 11:13:47 PM »
had this been back in the 70's, Arnie would of tore that man apart limb by limb
No , Arnold would of banged Shepards 17 yo sister  ;)

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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2009, 11:26:05 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2009, 03:07:04 PM »
http://www.contactmusic.com/guy-hated-the-idea-of-shepard-dating-his-teen-daughter_1120689

Funnyman DAX SHEPARD treasures a letter California Governor ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER once sent him after the actor joked about dating his teenage daughter at a tribute event.
Shepard was chosen to 'roast' the Terminator at an event two years ago (07) and opened up by suggesting his relationship with Katherine Schwarzenegger, who was then 17, was more than just friendship.
The former Hollywood action man was so amused he decided to show off his own comedy skills in a letter to the Without A Paddle star.
Shepard adopted Schwarzenegger's voice and read the note while appearing on U.S. chat show Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Wednesday (28Oct09).
The letter read: "Thanks for taking part in the roast last night, but, no, you may not have my daughter. I'm sorry to break it to you but your terrific talent, great humor and so-so Arnold impersonation do not add up to son-in-law material, especially when the relationship would put you in jail.
"It would really mess up my weekends to have to schlep Katherine to visit you every Sunday."
The letter, which features the Governor's official seal, concludes, "On a motorcycle or anywhere, I hope to run into you somewhere soon."
Ironically, Shepard read out the note from Schwarzenegger on the same day the Governor was being criticised for an official letter he wrote to a political critic, in which the words 'F**k off' were spelled out at the beginning of each line.
The actor had a little fun on the back of the new literary scandal: "I thought, 'Hey, maybe there's a secret message in my letter,' so I added up all the letters and I divided it by pi - I think that's what you do... This is what it said: 'I love your smile and your glutes'."


he needs some hgh to build up that slack jaw.

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