IKEA has great food (not healty but that shouldn't be a problem with you steroid monkey and roid sheeps)
The prices are so low as well, it's amazing. The Swedish Meatballs, Lingonberry, and Mashed Potatoes are only $4.99, and some days they're only $2.99.
You can also get a rib meal, that would be about $14.00 anywhere else for $7.99