nail the one closest to you is all I can say 
All my mates thought she was the hottest.... and I'm usually a blonde man, but that brunette had me spellbound

Brutal forearms bigger than your upper arms and potbelly hanging over your belt.
My waist is 31" at the moment, just an unfortunate t-shirt malfunction

epic being the token gay friend.....
Epic being the dude they all want to score

Brutal AIDS lesion on your forearm.
Brutal rugby scar
