http://www.tooorgle.com/results.php?cx=009817295251880643908%3All3dvwob7eg&q=Behind+the+Velvet+Rope&cof=FORID%3A11&security=666http://www.tooorgle.com/results.php?cx=009817295251880643908%3All3dvwob7eg&q=Man+Bites+Dog+&sa=Search&cof=FORID%3A10&security=666&security=666Not familiar with either of these titles, so I'm not sure if either link is legit or if they'll work for you. But might be a start for you.
would it be wrong if i hugged you?
Yes. But only because you forgot to put (no homo) at the end.