Busted watching bodybuilding

[OneManGang]

If you are gay and a muscle fan, you are already having muscle sex or watching explicit muscle porn.  Heck there are sites on the web for gay bodybuilders and muscle jocks to meet and date one another.  As I have said previously, collecting and watching these muscle videos is an activity undertaken by closeted and bi-curious guys who would never feel comfortable doing something more explicit.  Have I ever purchased a muscle video?  No.  Why would I do that when I can go out and get the real thing? 

In a way, I feel sorry for guys who collect these videos.  They are sitting around dreaming and fantasizing about something or someone they will never have . . . while real life passes them by. 

A closet homo is still a homo...

[ManBearPig...]

If you are gay and a muscle fan, you are already having muscle sex or watching explicit muscle porn.  Heck there are sites on the web for gay bodybuilders and muscle jocks to meet and date one another.  As I have said previously, collecting and watching these muscle videos is an activity undertaken by closeted and bi-curious guys who would never feel comfortable doing something more explicit.  Have I ever purchased a muscle video?  No.  Why would I do that when I can go out and get the real thing? 

In a way, I feel sorry for guys who collect these videos.  They are sitting around dreaming and fantasizing about something or someone they will never have . . . while real life passes them by. 

give me 3 or 4 links of these sites immediately so i know which links to avoid!

[OneManGang]

give me 3 or 4 links of these sites immediately so i know which links to avoid!

Closet fag

[DeketheCreep]

me and my dad watched the 2004 Arnold classic together
it was on PPV

[BayGBM]

give me 3 or 4 links of these sites immediately so i know which links to avoid!

I've already gotten 5 requests for such links via PM or emails. 

[OneMoreRep]

So I'm watching a video on Jason Wojo that was posted by youtube account "musclemayhem"  I go to their youtube page and click on their main video...  About 30 seconds into the video and my girlfriend comes walking in with this WTF look on her face.  I have no explanation for her as to why I am watching two men oiled up in thongs acting gayer than a bag of penises.

That's not that bad....  It could have been worse.

Your wife could have been cooking in the kitchen to only be disrupted by these screeching sounds that you would let off from your room.  She could have then walked in on you as you were sitting there with your belt unbuckled and your pants fully flopped open as you tried to unhook your foreskin from your side zipper.  Screaming in agony as you would, she could have walked in midway through this video playing and seen you with your eyes fully bulged out and with a jar of Vaseline opened in order to smooth out the kinks of your armor.

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[Mars]

i much rather getting caught with porn, at least then they dont question your sexuality.

[stormshadow]

That's not that bad....  It could have been worse.

Your wife could have been cooking in the kitchen to only be disrupted by these screeching sounds that you would let off from your room.  She could have then walked in on you as you were sitting there with your belt unbuckled and your pants fully flopped open as you tried to unhook your foreskin from your side zipper.  Screaming in agony as you would, she could have walked in midway through this video playing and seen you with your eyes fully bulged out and with a jar of Vaseline opened in order to smooth out the kinks of your armor.

"1"

Nice attempt, but that wasn't the least bit funny.

[uberman09]

That's not that bad....  It could have been worse.

Your wife could have been cooking in the kitchen to only be disrupted by these screeching sounds that you would let off from your room.  She could have then walked in on you as you were sitting there with your belt unbuckled and your pants fully flopped open as you tried to unhook your foreskin from your side zipper.  Screaming in agony as you would, she could have walked in midway through this video playing and seen you with your eyes fully bulged out and with a jar of Vaseline opened in order to smooth out the kinks of your armor.

"1"

you re trying too hard.

[OneMoreRep]

Nice attempt, but that wasn't the least bit funny.

you re trying too hard.

OWNED by 2 counts..

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[BigNickMarshall]

In a way, I feel sorry for guys who collect these videos.  They are sitting around dreaming and fantasizing about something or someone they will never have . . . while real life passes them by. 

Yeah, that's why we should feel sorry for them.

[gordiano]

give me 3 or 4 links of these sites immediately so i know which links to avoid!

LOL

[Mobil]

funny thing  is a friend of mine today was talking about this bodybuilder(amatuer) at my gym saying "ya he just got a new lexus hes banking". i knew what the bber did for a living... i asked my friend if he did...he said "ya, he said hes a realtor" i broke the news to him that he dances for gay men in downtown dallas.. he had this disgusted look on his face.. hahjahha

[mogulgangi]

pics or it didnt happen

[Bodybuilding Related]

LOL.

[Blockhead]

funny thing  is a friend of mine today was talking about this bodybuilder(amatuer) at my gym saying "ya he just got a new lexus hes banking". i knew what the bber did for a living... i asked my friend if he did...he said "ya, he said hes a realtor" i broke the news to him that he dances for gay men in downtown dallas.. he had this disgusted look on his face.. hahjahha

Hahahahahahahaha! Reminds me of how I felt after my first conversation with Special Ed when he enlightened me to the truth that no matter if they are 15 or 50 a bodybuilder is a bodybuilder is a bodybuilder. They are flakey phaggot losers and they all lie, cheat and scam people out of money. They do nothing legitimate and they always try to hustle a quick buck anyway they can wether it's G4P or selling drugs.

 
 The bodybuilders I know around Chicagoland that compete in the NPC fall into two categories. The ones with jobs who do the right thing which is about 3 out of 10 and the others who do G4P, sell drugs or mooch off of a naive stupid woman. 7 out of 10.




 - Block!

[gcb]

So I'm watching a video on Jason Wojo that was posted by youtube account "musclemayhem"  I go to their youtube page and click on their main video...  About 30 seconds into the video and my girlfriend comes walking in with this WTF look on her face.  I have no explanation for her as to why I am watching two men oiled up in thongs acting gayer than a bag of penises.

What was your girlfriend doing out of the kitchen - she better have been bringing food