This guy I know...

[ManBearPig...]

...just ate a pizza with his bare hands.


But he jerked off right before that and forgot to wash his hands.


Is he gay?


Tell me about guys you know.

[Nails]

i forgot where i heard this, but they say that a guys penis is the cleanest part of his body, cus when you get out the shower you put it inside some clean underwear and it stays there clean until you grab it with your dirty hands, but as for your question, YES HE IS GAY, there has to be a 20min grace period before handling food

[ManBearPig...]

i forgot where i heard this, but they say that a guys penis is the cleanest part of his body, cus when you get out the shower you put it inside some clean underwear and it stays there clean until you grab it with your dirty hands, but as for your question, YES HE IS GAY, there has to be a 20min grace period before handling food

thank god for baking time! I'm  He'll be so relieved!

[tendonitis]

...just ate a pizza with his bare hands.


But he jerked off right before that and forgot to wash his hands.


Is he gay?


Tell me about guys you know.

HAHA.....not gay at all.  real men don't wash their hands after cranking one out no matter what they're doing next.
I mean seriously, when you jack off 4 or 5 times a day who's going to bother with all that hand washing.

[ironneck]

mhh pretty gay i would say but it depends on how clean his cokc is

[ManBearPig...]

The same guy I know is about to finish off the pizza, wash it off with some Fanta, have a Nestle Milk Chocolate, cigarette, and then look up diet programs online.

[Nails]

what would be funny if he washed his hands after he ate the pizza??
so you like the taste of dick on your pizza, but not the taste of pizza on your hand??

[kiwiol]

...just ate a pizza with his bare hands.


But he jerked off right before that and forgot to wash his hands.


Is he gay?


Tell me about guys you know.

Only if he thinks the pizza tastes better with the extra flavoring / sauce

[wavelength]

why would you know that?

[Tapeworm]

[cross-of-iron]

HAHA.....not gay at all.  real men don't wash their hands after cranking one out no matter what they're doing next.
I mean seriously, when you jack off 4 or 5 times a day who's going to bother with all that hand washing.

haha

[HTexan]

...just ate a pizza with his bare hands.


But he jerked off right before that and forgot to wash his hands.


Is he gay?


Tell me about guys you know.

did he eat the crust?

[ManBearPig...]

did he eat the crust?

Thread update!!

Yes, he ate the crust.

[dr.chimps]

why would you know that?

x2   

[ManBearPig...]

why would you know that?

you don't climb up and look through your neighbors windows at night while smoking a cigarette, wavelength?

[jr]

[lesaucer]

hahahhahaha

[ToxicAvenger]

this guy i know once took a dump in a sink.....in teh girls bathroom....at univ or maryland...


twas my brother 

[johnnynoname]

this guy i know told me that if you are still tired when you wake up then you probably have AIDS