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Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« on: December 24, 2009, 04:10:02 PM »
A festivus for the rest of us...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus


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Re: Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2009, 06:33:11 PM »
Bro, I'm gonna tell you all of the ways you each have disappointed me this year. And then we will wrestle.

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Re: Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2009, 07:38:27 PM »


            Aaron Singerman told me today that he celebrates FESTIVUS..with the rest of us... every leap year. Is that even possible?



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Re: Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2009, 09:52:40 PM »
I actually celebrated festivus with some friends last year..one of them brought an aluminum stick...no kidding.

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Re: Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2009, 09:59:34 PM »
so why is that pole decorated...

It defeats the purpose of the so called 'festivus"

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Re: Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2009, 10:01:45 PM »
Airing of grievances:
You all suck.
You dissapointed me this year. 
You will never have a quality physique. 
You (we) (no homo) are all closet queers because we sit on a bodybuilding forum all day and bitch about how gay bodybuilding is. 

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Re: Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2009, 10:30:08 PM »
so why is that pole decorated...

It defeats the purpose of the so called 'festivus"


Blame google image search....geeeze, someone sure is taking the 'airing of grievances' part to heart... lol

you all suck, you've all let me down tremendously this year, and dissapointed me beyond all expectations, I will never forgive you for this... now we eat.

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Re: Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2009, 12:47:41 AM »
Captain Equipoise,

Festivus is your heritage >:(

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Re: Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2009, 01:09:52 AM »
Captain Equipoise,

Festivus is your heritage >:(

No Alex, festivus is out LEGACY... it's the legacy of all cage fighting, playmate screwing, fortune 500 CEO Getbigger multi-millionaire's... :D

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Re: Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2009, 01:11:08 AM »
why the fuk cant people say merry Christmas?

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Re: Happy Festivus everyone!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2009, 01:20:18 AM »
why the fuk cant people say merry Christmas?

Because Festivus is all about the being the anti-christmas, the protagonist.. it goes against christmas, orthodox christmas, hannukah, and all other major organized religions holiday celebrations and says to hell with their b.s and trinkets, decoration and waste on presents..instead we should focus on the misery of the year that has passed and how each person at the gathering has dissapointed you over the course of the year (this is the airing of grievances)