"My get sent to Hell Jesus Joke"
Moses and Jesus were walking along the banks of the red sea one afternoon.
Jesus asked Moses if he thought he could still part the Red Sea
Moses replied why Yes Jesus I can and the proceeded to part the Red Sea as he did so long ago
Jesus nodded and said good job
Moses looks at Jesus and ask do you think you can still walk on water?
Jesus replied Why Yes Moses I can
Jesus took a step out on to the water and fell right into the Red Sea
A little confused Jesus stood up walked out of the water and tried again
And again splash he fell feet first right into the Red Sea a 2nd time
As Jesus stood there soaking wet and totally baffled
Moses looks down at him laughing and says if you'd get those holes in your feet fixed you wouldnt have that problem!!!
Hahaha if there is a HELL my ass is going