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dov

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Flaxseed catastrophe
« on: February 25, 2010, 06:31:10 PM »
I increased my calories recently by adding some EFA's and slightly bumping my carbs......so, I started taking flaxseed oil 3:6:9 combo......well, what happened shortly after I can only describe as an ass explosion beyond epic proportions. I shit soooo much that my ass is raw and bloody. I've switched to Almond butter. That's that! What say you?!
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polychronopolous

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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2010, 06:32:19 PM »
Did this occur while doing a most muscular pose with sunglasses on?
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drkaje

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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2010, 06:33:13 PM »
Sorry Dov but that reminds me of a Falcon post. :)
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2010, 06:37:43 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on February 25, 2010, 06:32:19 PM
Did this occur while doing a most muscular pose with sunglasses on?
It may as well have! Every step/move I made I nearly shatz meself :'(
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 06:39:54 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on February 25, 2010, 06:33:13 PM
Sorry Dov but that reminds me of a Falcon post. :)
yeah I thought about him as my head was bout to explode while double-overed on the pot blowin out me assholz
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 06:42:08 PM »
Quote from: dov on February 25, 2010, 06:39:54 PM
yeah I thought about him as my head was bout to explode while double-overed on the pot blowin out me assholz

I'm going out on a limb and guessing Olive oil is much better. :)
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 06:50:03 PM »
almond butter isnt a replacement, and flax isnt ideal. use fish oil and eveing primrose oil. those are the essential fats you shoudl be taking.

lignan fiber caused your shits, most likely
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JimmyJam1974

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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 06:50:48 PM »
Perhaps you got ahold of a bad batch of flaxseed oil?
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 06:51:45 PM »
Quote from: dov on February 25, 2010, 06:31:10 PM
I increased my calories recently by adding some EFA's and slightly bumping my carbs......so, I started taking flaxseed oil 3:6:9 combo...... I've switched to Almond butter. That's that! What say you?!

Fish oil
Much better option
But you knew I'd say that  ;)
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 06:55:18 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on February 25, 2010, 06:50:03 PM
almond butter isnt a replacement, and flax isnt ideal. use fish oil and eveing primrose oil. those are the essential fats you shoudl be taking.

lignan fiber caused your shits, most likely
Maybe the almond butter is for his sore asshole?
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kiwiol

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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 06:57:28 PM »
We all have a bit of the paintcan in us.
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2010, 01:36:26 AM »
Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on February 25, 2010, 06:55:18 PM
Maybe the almond butter is for his sore asshole?
haha thats what I was thinking..
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2010, 01:39:28 AM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on February 25, 2010, 06:32:19 PM
Did this occur while doing a most muscular pose with sunglasses on?

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2010, 01:43:17 AM »
Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on February 25, 2010, 06:55:18 PM
Maybe the almond butter is for his sore asshole?

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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2010, 03:55:31 AM »
Thx "Tbomz" will give the fish oil and EPO a shot once my ass heals! Recommended dosage? Anyone else have experience with these 2 supps? Pls tell me NO ass explosions!
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2010, 04:01:39 AM »
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2010, 04:49:39 AM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on February 25, 2010, 06:32:19 PM
Did this occur while doing a most muscular pose with sunglasses on?
or after getting fucked by his "workout partner"
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2010, 04:50:32 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 25, 2010, 06:57:28 PM
We all have a bit of the paintcan in us.
WTF is Falcon when you need him?
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2010, 06:59:09 AM »
Quote from: dov on February 26, 2010, 03:55:31 AM
Thx "Tbomz" will give the fish oil and EPO a shot once my ass heals! Recommended dosage? Anyone else have experience with these 2 supps? Pls tell me NO ass explosions!
depends. try 5 capsules fish and 3 capsules evening primrose everyday, or maybe a bit more..
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2010, 08:05:06 AM »
Quote from: dov on February 26, 2010, 03:55:31 AM
Thx "Tbomz" will give the fish oil and EPO a shot once my ass heals! Recommended dosage? Anyone else have experience with these 2 supps? Pls tell me NO ass explosions!

You might get the fish burp initally, but your underwear should be safe.
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2010, 10:30:18 AM »
i had a buddy who'd get like that after eating corn and snowpops..
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Re: Flaxseed catastrophe
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2010, 11:42:33 AM »
Quote from: tbombz on February 26, 2010, 06:59:09 AM
depends. try 5 capsules fish and 3 capsules evening primrose everyday, or maybe a bit more..
Or just get Carlson's Fish Oil and do away with the capsules altogether.
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