Forced To Watch A Kenny G Concert

[The RedMeatKid]

I was gearing up to put the wood to this hot Brazilian chick who had been throwing herself at me.  So I'm over her apartment which she shares with two other Brazilian stripper/gold-diggers who were nowhere to be found for the weekend.  Everything was going as planned until she insisted that we watch a Kenny G concert on DVD.  Well, I watched it in it's entirety and all I can say is it was one of the creepiest 90 minutes I ever spent.  Kenny G is a very disturbing man; from his looks to that weird saxophone type thing that he plays.  His band was equally strange.  When it was over, I got up and left.  I can't bang a Kenny G fan, regardless of how hot she is.

[emn1964]

Tell the truth, after it was over, she strapped on a big dildo and fucked you in the ass without lube until blood was running down your leg, all the while you are crying and begging for her to stop

[The RedMeatKid]

Tell the truth, after it was over, she strapped on a big dildo and fucked you in the ass without lube until blood was running down your leg, all the while you are crying and begging for her to stop

What do you see when your shrink shows you ink blots?  Your old Scoutmaster zipping your sleeping bags together?

[brooklynbruiser]

LOL She played you, my friend. It was a man test. Any real man would have broken her remote and made her do her womanly duty. What kind of ghey are you?

They'd just as well name this song 'Ode to a Limpening Penis'...

[The RedMeatKid]

LOL She played you, my friend. It was a man test. Any real man would have broken her remote and made her do her womanly duty. What kind of ghey are you?

They'd just as well name this song 'Ode to a Limpening Penis'...

That may be true for a fella like yourself who doesn't have many opportunities to get laid.  Where I live, these Brazilian hoes are stacked deep and easy to bang, I mean assuming you have an eight pack like myself...anyway, I just went home and watched old tapes of Street Justice with Carl Weathers and the white dude who does the karate.

[brooklynbruiser]

That may be true for a fella like yourself who doesn't have many opportunities to get laid.  Where I live, these Brazilian hoes are stacked deep and easy to bang, I mean assuming you have an eight pack like myself...anyway, I just went home and watched old tapes of Street Justice with Carl Weathers and the white dude who does the karate.

LOL Don't be so fragile. You're the one that let the broad play the damned 'Soft Jazz for a Hard Penis' game. You need to go back for the honor of GB and destroy that shit.

I do quite well with the broads, thank you. I only have a six-pack though. I let my 12-inch penis nicknamed 'Donkey Schlong' make up for the missing two.

You watched my man Beaudreaux? 'Street Justice' was sweet back in the day!