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Bad News for Bob Chick
« on: March 19, 2010, 06:26:04 PM »
I know I respect you but I'll be selling the EZ Cracker Devices next month on my site.  I can make a 10 egg white omelet in about 2 minutes. 

For Keith, before you can rant and rave and say stuff about me and etc, just to let you know it comes with a free microwave bacon cooker.  So there's something even for you

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2010, 06:28:34 PM »
Exactly what every kitchen in America needs. :-\
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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2010, 07:15:01 PM »
I hate to "break" it to you dude, but the point of liquid egg whites are that they are pasteurized.  You can separate an egg in a shell in like 5 seconds without using that cheap ass device.     

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2010, 07:17:25 PM »
I know I respect you but I'll be selling the EZ Cracker Devices next month on my site.  I can make a 10 egg white omelet in about 2 minutes. 

For Keith, before you can rant and rave and say stuff about me and etc, just to let you know it comes with a free microwave bacon cooker.  So there's something even for you


you must be an expert at putting two egg shaped things in your mouth and sucking and having "egg whites" spray out

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2010, 07:21:16 PM »
you must be an expert at putting two egg shaped things in your mouth and sucking and having "egg whites" spray out

lol keep it cumming.  Goodrum can "take" it   :-X 

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2010, 07:27:52 PM »
I know I respect you but I'll be selling the EZ Cracker Devices next month on my site.  I can make a 10 egg white omelet in about 2 minutes. 

For Keith, before you can rant and rave and say stuff about me and etc, just to let you know it comes with a free microwave bacon cooker.  So there's something even for you



LOL...aside from the fact the the whole point behind our eggwhites is avoiding having to seperate them, and using them in bulk for conveinience....you still cant drink them raw

dumbest thing Ive seen since the Chia-Obama

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2010, 07:28:08 PM »
jesusssssssssss have we (general term) become this lazy

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2010, 07:28:17 PM »
you must be an expert at putting two egg shaped things in your mouth and sucking and having "egg whites" spray out
Are you referring to Cadbury Eggs.
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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2010, 07:31:11 PM »
The Easy Cracker should pay Sarah Palin a million dollars to play the part of fucking up how to crack an egg...

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2010, 07:37:46 PM »
I know I respect you but I'll be selling the EZ Cracker Devices next month on my site.  I can make a 10 egg white omelet in about 2 minutes. 

For Keith, before you can rant and rave and say stuff about me and etc, just to let you know it comes with a free microwave bacon cooker.  So there's something even for you




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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2010, 09:59:40 PM »
LOL...aside from the fact the the whole point behind our eggwhites is avoiding having to seperate them, and using them in bulk for conveinience....you still cant drink them raw

dumbest thing Ive seen since the Chia-Obama

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2010, 11:19:11 PM »
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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2010, 11:24:03 PM »
I hate to "break" it to you dude, but the point of liquid egg whites are that they are pasteurized.  You can separate an egg in a shell in like 5 seconds without using that cheap ass device.     
who here drinks pasteurized egg whites?
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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2010, 11:28:57 PM »
who here drinks pasteurized egg whites?

I do it all the time when I'm in a rush, or occasionally add them to a protein shake.  Some claim that the egg whites need to be cooked for your body to digest all the protein, but it's all BS.  It doesn't make a difference.   

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2010, 12:12:03 AM »
"The Easy Cracker should pay Sarah Palin a million dollars to play the part of fucking up how to crack an egg..."


I don't know that her hand could fit the notes for all the egg-cracking steps.

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2010, 12:16:05 AM »
LOL...aside from the fact the the whole point behind our eggwhites is avoiding having to seperate them, and using them in bulk for conveinience....you still cant drink them raw

dumbest thing Ive seen since the Chia-Obama

chick are you implying that Vince hasn't a clue how to run a "bidness" ?

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2010, 12:25:39 AM »
Bob has been with BB.com for six years now and in that time the company has gone from a 20 million dollar a year company to a 200 million dollar a year company.  :o

Coincidence?  Discuss.
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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2010, 12:33:58 AM »
Bob has been with BB.com for six years now and in that time the company has gone from a 20 million dollar a year company to a 200 million dollar a year company.  :o

Coincidence?  Discuss.

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2010, 06:15:45 AM »
Bad News for you, Cumdrum.


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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2010, 06:19:00 AM »
LOL...aside from the fact the the whole point behind our eggwhites is avoiding having to seperate them, and using them in bulk for conveinience....you still cant drink them raw

dumbest thing Ive seen since the Chia-Obama

Yep, I thought it was a hoot to see this commerical.... ;D


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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2010, 06:19:42 AM »
Lana Dora is gonna be pissed....

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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2010, 06:44:01 AM »
That's all small peanuts to vince - he makes $3000 per personal fitness session

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For a long time I have been flirting with the idea to write an open letter to the community – AC has grown from a small project back two years ago to a respectable size
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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2010, 07:13:13 AM »
hahahahahahah

the egg crackers in the beginning are fucking morons!!!! how hard is it to crack an egg?!?!
crack 10 a day, i'm a pro at egg cracking now 8)
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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2010, 08:45:12 AM »
hahahahahahah

the egg crackers in the beginning are fucking morons!!!! how hard is it to crack an egg?!?!
crack 10 a day, i'm a pro at egg cracking now 8)

Yep, found this piece on RXMuscle and I thought it was pretty funny
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Re: Bad News for Bob Chick
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2010, 08:53:17 AM »
Yep, found this piece on RXMuscle and I thought it was pretty funny
Where is Billy Guns now, is he on RX?