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« on: March 29, 2010, 05:22:08 PM »

33-year-old Jacoby Smith of St. Paul, Minnesota.

–Jacoby shares an apartment with his girlfriend, an unidentified 28-year-old woman who also happens to be a QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE.

–Last week, Jacoby got upset with his girlfriend for blocking his view of the TV. So he threw her from her wheelchair and PUNCHED her in the face at least ten times. (!!!) Then he took her cell phone so she couldn’t call the police.

–A little later, Jacoby’s girlfriend convinced him to take her to a convenience store to get some ice for her face. And while she was there, she asked the clerk to call 911.

–When Jacoby found out the cops were coming, he took off and hasn’t been seen since.

–Now he’s been charged with fifth-degree assault and interfering with a 911 call. If he’s convicted, he could get up to 15 months in jail. (Pioneer Press / WCCO News 32 – Minneapolis)
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2010, 05:23:34 PM »
She picked him. Live and learn!
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2010, 05:25:23 PM »
wtf what a dick that guy is if I were one of the police officers that are going to arrest him I would beat the shit out of him!! >:(
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 05:29:20 PM »
In his defense ,he told her to move and she didn't.
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 05:30:04 PM »
i didn't know if this thread was gonna be about a actual person or if Che hacked into my Bookmarks and found my favorite porn site
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 05:33:05 PM »
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Re: A-hole of the day
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 10:14:13 PM »


'Golf is on. I'm watching it!'
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2010, 01:30:34 AM »
Quote from: che on March 29, 2010, 05:22:08 PM

33-year-old Jacoby Smith of St. Paul, Minnesota.

–Jacoby shares an apartment with his girlfriend, an unidentified 28-year-old woman who also happens to be a QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE.

–Last week, Jacoby got upset with his girlfriend for blocking his view of the TV. So he threw her from her wheelchair and PUNCHED her in the face at least ten times. (!!!) Then he took her cell phone so she couldn’t call the police.

–A little later, Jacoby’s girlfriend convinced him to take her to a convenience store to get some ice for her face. And while she was there, she asked the clerk to call 911.

–When Jacoby found out the cops were coming, he took off and hasn’t been seen since.

–Now he’s been charged with fifth-degree assault and interfering with a 911 call. If he’s convicted, he could get up to 15 months in jail. (Pioneer Press / WCCO News 32 – Minneapolis)

 :D
Guess he wanted to be sure she couldn't hit back.
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2010, 01:34:50 AM »
well he looks bright smart and innocent
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Re: A-hole of the day
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Re: A-hole of the day
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2010, 01:54:36 AM »
Quote from: che on March 29, 2010, 05:29:20 PM
In his defense ,he told her to move and she didn't couldn't.
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And I bet, the apartment is in her name and she pays the rent and the bills...and then she will want the charges dropped because "I love him, he won't do it again"

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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2010, 04:14:52 AM »
Doesn`t make him a bad person.
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2010, 04:37:54 AM »
Quote from: che on March 29, 2010, 05:29:20 PM
In his defense ,he told her to move and she didn't.

At least in the future he won't have to tell her twice.
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2010, 07:10:15 AM »
She probably collects a decent disability check each month – likely one or two others as well – and that’s probably his meal ticket.
People like that prick are usually leeches.

He should have been nicer to her.
Now he has to find another gullible quadruple amputee, and they’re not exactly falling out of trees.

Well, actually I guess they are since they can’t hold on.
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Re: A-hole of the day
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2010, 07:15:08 AM »
he was just defending himself.  stop siding with the woman, you beasts.
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Re: A-hole of the day
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