I don't like girls too much, but number 1 would be my pick.
The 'ol two fat Tijuana prostitutes quandary. Tough one.
Oh c'mon, you'd have both those ass-whore-holes on your faces without a second thought!
I'm claiming 'not a real person' (read: Photoshop). There's no way an Anglo-looking girl can be that jacked without me having clue who she is.