Savage owning of an overweight manager at jack in the box

[SaltShaker]

My car got towed today.  I wasnt parked illegally for more than 10 minutes in the jack in the box parking lot and when I came back outside from the computer lab on campus my car was gone.  I was pissed off and went inside the jack in the box to beat the manager's ass.  I could tell this overweight b.eaner woman was the manager because her shirt was different from everyone elses.  I changed my plan because I couldnt hit a woman, so I bought a large coke then asked to speak to the manager.  I threw it all over her, then pegged her with the empty cup, and left.  Had to get a taxi and pay $160 to get my car un impounded, but
I taught that bitch a lesson.

What the point " Cock Slayer" ? you parked in an illegal spot, got towed. stop bitching! if you cant handle the punishment if you get caught, then dont fucking take the risk... or if you do get caught, dont come bitching and moaning here

[Captain Equipoise]

So we should be seeing you on the security video from Jack in the Box on the news or youtube by 11 tonight..

might want to stay over at a friend's house for the next few days, there could be some boys in blue looking for you..

[wild willie]

My car got towed today.  I wasnt parked illegally for more than 10 minutes in the jack in the box parking lot and when I came back outside from the computer lab on campus my car was gone.  I was pissed off and went inside the jack in the box to beat the manager's ass.  I could tell this overweight b.eaner woman was the manager because her shirt was different from everyone elses.  I changed my plan because I couldnt hit a woman, so I bought a large coke then asked to speak to the manager.  I threw it all over her, then pegged her with the empty cup, and left.  Had to get a taxi and pay $160 to get my car un impounded, but
I taught that bitch a lesson.

absolutely amazing to me.......i can't decide which is worse........that fact that you used poor judgement in getting pissed with the manager, and threw a soda on her.....low rent by the way.....totally uncalled for.......or the fact that you are proud of your actions and bragging about it on a bodybuilding board?

you are right up there with emn1964.......sorry sacks of S H I  T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!

[AC Slater]

listen pals, that c.unt shouldnt have had my car towed.  the parking lot wasnt near full and i wasnt parked there over 10mins.  plain and simple she was on a power trip and got what she deserved.

there arent security cameras in jack in the box are there?

[Captain Equipoise]

listen pals, that c.unt shouldnt have had my car towed.  the parking lot wasnt near full and i wasnt parked there over 10mins.  plain and simple she was on a power trip and got what she deserved.

there arent security cameras in jack in the box are there?

There are security camera's in every fast food place, look around

plus they could get the records of your license plate/name from the towing company..

oh and 10 minutes, translation = I couldn't afford to park at the university so I parked my car there, 6 hours later when my classes were done I discovered it was towed away.

[BIG ACH]

Jack in the box is goooood 

Did you get some grub? lol

[chaos]

listen pals, that c.unt shouldnt have had my car towed.  the parking lot wasnt near full and i wasnt parked there over 10mins.  plain and simple she was on a power trip and got what she deserved.

there arent security cameras in jack in the box are there?

Towed your car in under 10 minutes? Did they have a tow truck in the parking lot?

[SaltShaker]

Towed your car in under 10 minutes? Did they have a tow truck in the parking lot?

yeah they have lookouts... i kid you not. my coworkers car got towed in Miami in 10-15 mins. i had to drive him to the tow company, and the towing guy said that the 7/11 store where my coworker parked the car have people who are lookouts, and if you park and go to another store ( getting takeout at a near restaurant), they have the local towing company on speed dial they will call them right away.

the towing company makes mad money too

[SaltShaker]

listen pals, that c.unt shouldnt have had my car towed.  the parking lot wasnt near full and i wasnt parked there over 10mins.  plain and simple she was on a power trip and got what she deserved.

there arent security cameras in jack in the box are there?

im guessing your mom's girl isnt currently filled with any dicks, can i park mine in it for like 10 mins ??

just cuz its empty doesnt mean you can park in it, specifically if they say dont park here... jeez whats next? parking in front of a fire hydrant cuz its empty

i suggest  you stop trying to make it look like you did the write thing, apologize to all of us for wasting our time, and go apologize to the manager

[Power]

Perhaps you should leave your moms car at home and start riding the "short bus" again.

[Natural Man]

There are security camera's in every fast food place, look around

plus they could get the records of your license plate/name from the towing company..

oh and 10 minutes, translation = I couldn't afford to park at the university so I parked my car there, 6 hours later when my classes were done I discovered it was towed away.

haha exactly, thought he d be smarter than everyone else and that nobody tried that one int he past lol what a moron...that "nobody would notice" as he MUST be smarter than everyone else... lol

btw you guys can be sure the "i threw my coke at her" is pure bullshit... he didnt do anything... but the part about his car being towed is obviously true.

[AC Slater]

hahaha lots of butthurt people.  i think the woman was perhaps one of you guys girlfriends or wives and she told you about the story when she got home?

i was very surprised to be towed within 10mins.  the towing company was located about 1-2 miles from the jack in the box.  i would have parked at one of the metered parkings at the university except they were all full.

regardless, i showed that bitch what happens when she messes with ac slater 

[kiwiol]

Jack in the box is goooood  

Did you get some grub? lol

He should make sure to get some the next time. I'm sure they'll even add some special sauce.

[Tapeworm]

Call the health department, burn the place down, follow her home and TP her trees, put roadkill in her mailbox and grease on her front steps, deliver unsettling notes made by pasting together individual letters you cut out of newspapers.  Make her misery the focus of your entire life and you will find inner peace.

[Pollux]

I think the ownage is you for

1. Actually going to Jack in the Box
2. For having to pay $160 for your car.

The pnwnage is on you

LMAO! 

[SF1900]

Is that the one where Scrunch had a 3 way with Mrs. Belding and that Max the Magician guy?

Nope, but that would have been pretty awesome! 

[Mr Nobody]

Nope, but that would have been pretty awesome! 

[SF1900]

 

[Mr Nobody]

Thanks SF I forgot about her.

[the_steevo_uk]

not a bad idea samoan irishman

listen pals, the parking lot WASNT NEARLY FULL AT ALL.  I had to park illegally for < 10 mins so I could run to the computer lab to print some stuff.  The whore shouldnt have had my lambo towed for being there less than 10mins.  Next time hopefully she will think twice before going out of her way just to be a bitch.

You were parked illegally...ergo you deserve to get towed, what part of the law do you not understand? You'd be lucky in london to get away with parking for 5mins illegally and not get a ticket. and if you do drive a Lambo $160 should be spare change...wot you worrying about?