- Smile while looking at him from a distance ; the bodybuilder thinks he scares/impress the shit out of everyone due to his sheer muscle mass ; he believes everysingle woman wets her panties when he enters the place
the enigmatic smile will make him doubt, then he will figure the billions of hours he spent convincing himself he was the toughest guy on earth while hammering his poor biceps were just useless; in fact people laugh at him in his face and there is nothing he can do about it whatever the "muscle mass" he "achieved"
Repeat but in front of the other gymgoers or / and his buttbuddies
-stare at a guy in the mirror while he's in a set, look around you with disgust, then stare at him again and then proceed to execute a facepalm.
- Tell a "powerlifter" : "wow you re huge! but what with the beer belly?" then smile.
- Tell a bodybuilder that : . you know someone who's bigger than him or that you re very impressed by another smaller guy 's physique ; considering his whole self esteem is based on the size and striations of his muscles and that he has accomplished nothing else in life most of the time (like a career or family or sport/art stuff), you ll crush him immediately even if you re smaller than him; he will keep focusing on the supposed smallness of his muscles for weeks
. He's so ripped ...he looks "skinny"
. all bodybuilders have a small cock immediately followed by "i'm just joking" and a big smile on your face - also works well with "all bodybuilders are on steroids" , especially if the guy IS obviously on steroids
- Walk past a tough guy sporting the usual "killer cold stare" , with a very exagerated serious look on your face, puffing your chest ridiculously and with an exagerated imaginary lat syndrom posture, then stop the funny overdone attitude and have a little laugh once behind him. Better to execute in front of a lot of people when the gym is crowded and everyone s looking at both of you.
I swear i believe the bigger the muscles the smaller the self esteem. Like if muscle size was directly proportional to one's insecurity.
Also making jokes about the guys lifting , pointing at em with your finger or your head while talking with good looking girls ruins a lot of tough guys days.