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How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« on: April 08, 2010, 02:39:16 PM »
- Smile while looking at him from a distance ; the bodybuilder thinks he scares/impress the shit out of everyone due to his sheer muscle mass ; he believes everysingle woman wets her panties when he enters the place

the enigmatic smile will make him doubt, then  he will figure the billions of hours he spent convincing himself he was the toughest guy on earth while hammering his poor biceps were just useless; in fact people laugh at him in his face and there is nothing he can do about it whatever the "muscle mass" he "achieved"

Repeat but in front of the other gymgoers or / and his buttbuddies

-stare at a guy in the mirror while he's in a set, look around you with disgust, then stare at him again and then proceed to execute a facepalm.

- Tell a "powerlifter" : "wow you re huge! but what with the beer belly?" then smile.

- Tell a bodybuilder that :  . you know someone who's bigger than him or that you re very impressed by another smaller guy 's physique ; considering his whole self esteem is based on the size and striations of his muscles and that he has accomplished nothing else in life most of the time (like a career or family or sport/art stuff), you ll crush him immediately even if you re smaller than him; he will keep focusing on the supposed smallness of his muscles for weeks

                                   . He's so ripped ...he looks "skinny"

                                   . all bodybuilders have a small cock immediately followed by "i'm just joking" and a big smile on your face  - also works well with "all bodybuilders are on steroids" , especially if the guy IS obviously on steroids

- Walk past a tough guy sporting the usual "killer cold stare" , with a very exagerated serious look on your face, puffing your chest ridiculously and with  an exagerated imaginary lat syndrom posture, then stop the funny overdone attitude and have a little laugh once behind him. Better to execute in front of a lot of people when the gym is crowded and everyone s looking at both of you.

I swear i believe the bigger the muscles the smaller the self esteem. Like if muscle size was directly proportional to one's insecurity.
Also making jokes about the guys lifting , pointing at em with your finger or your head while talking with good looking girls ruins a lot of tough guys days.

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2010, 02:43:43 PM »
- Tell a bodybuilder that :  . you know someone who's bigger than him; considering his whole self esteem is based on the size and striations of his muscles and that he has accomplished nothing else in life most of the time (like a career or family or sport/art stuff), you ll crush him immediately even if you re smaller than him; he will keep focusing on the supposed smallness of his muscles

Good thing I have this covered  :D
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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2010, 03:03:39 PM »
- Tell a bodybuilder that :  . you know someone who's bigger than him; considering his whole self esteem is based on the size and striations of his muscles and that he has accomplished nothing else in life most of the time (like a career or family or sport/art stuff), you ll crush him immediately even if you re smaller than him; he will keep focusing on the supposed smallness of his muscles

Good thing I have this covered  :D
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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2010, 10:03:34 PM »
Start curling the 75 lbs dumbells for reps which he's about to use to max out on on bench press with!

That was fun to do in undergrad when all the freshmen would hit the weights that first week of college!  ;D

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 10:11:56 PM »
You can't do anything to destroy a powerlifters ego, most of them are proud to be fat (IF they are fat) and on the juice.

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2010, 12:53:52 AM »
if you are staring and smiling at guys I'd just think you were gay

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2010, 01:03:29 AM »
if you are staring and smiling at guys I'd just think you were gay
you might want to start a thread about how to target thread starters' self-esteem.
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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2010, 01:33:30 AM »
- Tell a bodybuilder that :  . you know someone who's bigger than him; considering his whole self esteem is based on the size and striations of his muscles and that he has accomplished nothing else in life most of the time (like a career or family or sport/art stuff), you ll crush him immediately even if you re smaller than him; he will keep focusing on the supposed smallness of his muscles

Good thing I have this covered  :D

This one never fails to work.

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2010, 12:26:51 PM »
- Smile while looking at him from a distance ; the bodybuilder thinks he scares/impress the shit out of everyone due to his sheer muscle mass ; he believes everysingle woman wets her panties when he enters the place

the enigmatic smile will make him doubt, then  he will figure the billions of hours he spent convincing himself he was the toughest guy on earth while hammering his poor biceps were just useless; in fact people laugh at him in his face and there is nothing he can do about it whatever the "muscle mass" he "achieved"

Repeat but in front of the other gymgoers or / and his buttbuddies

-stare at a guy in the mirror while he's in a set, look around you with disgust, then stare at him again and then proceed to execute a facepalm.

- Tell a "powerlifter" : "wow you re huge! but what with the beer belly?" then smile.

- Tell a bodybuilder that :  . you know someone who's bigger than him or that you re very impressed by another smaller guy 's physique ; considering his whole self esteem is based on the size and striations of his muscles and that he has accomplished nothing else in life most of the time (like a career or family or sport/art stuff), you ll crush him immediately even if you re smaller than him; he will keep focusing on the supposed smallness of his muscles for weeks

                                   . He's so ripped ...he looks "skinny"

                                   . all bodybuilders have a small cock immediately followed by "i'm just joking" and a big smile on your face  - also works well with "all bodybuilders are on steroids" , especially if the guy IS obviously on steroids

- Walk past a tough guy sporting the usual "killer cold stare" , with a very exagerated serious look on your face, puffing your chest ridiculously and with  an exagerated imaginary lat syndrom posture, then stop the funny overdone attitude and have a little laugh once behind him. Better to execute in front of a lot of people when the gym is crowded and everyone s looking at both of you.

I swear i believe the bigger the muscles the smaller the self esteem. Like if muscle size was directly proportional to one's insecurity.
Also making jokes about the guys lifting , pointing at em with your finger or your head while talking with good looking girls ruins a lot of tough guys days.



Kind of makes yourself look like the ass, doesnt it?

Talk about backfiring...

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 12:33:06 PM »
You very rarely see guys at the gym being asses once they're over 30.  Sure, you get the occasional d-bag wearing a bandana and doing bench "jumps" after his sets while wearing sweats with a water jug.

But most of the obvious douchebags are under the age of 25.  Most people are cool.  But when they're in the mirror staring at everyone between sets, you really just gotta laugh at em.  That mean-mug, mad dog glare... I mean really... didn't your father hug you enough? 

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 12:34:28 PM »

Kind of makes yourself look like the ass, doesnt it?

Talk about backfiring...

Fuck I hate agreeing with you Chick

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 12:39:06 PM »
- Smile while looking at him from a distance ; the bodybuilder thinks he scares/impress the shit out of everyone due to his sheer muscle mass ; he believes everysingle woman wets her panties when he enters the place

the enigmatic smile will make him doubt, then  he will figure the billions of hours he spent convincing himself he was the toughest guy on earth while hammering his poor biceps were just useless; in fact people laugh at him in his face and there is nothing he can do about it whatever the "muscle mass" he "achieved"

Repeat but in front of the other gymgoers or / and his buttbuddies

-stare at a guy in the mirror while he's in a set, look around you with disgust, then stare at him again and then proceed to execute a facepalm.

- Tell a "powerlifter" : "wow you re huge! but what with the beer belly?" then smile.

- Tell a bodybuilder that :  . you know someone who's bigger than him or that you re very impressed by another smaller guy 's physique ; considering his whole self esteem is based on the size and striations of his muscles and that he has accomplished nothing else in life most of the time (like a career or family or sport/art stuff), you ll crush him immediately even if you re smaller than him; he will keep focusing on the supposed smallness of his muscles for weeks

                                   . He's so ripped ...he looks "skinny"

                                   . all bodybuilders have a small cock immediately followed by "i'm just joking" and a big smile on your face  - also works well with "all bodybuilders are on steroids" , especially if the guy IS obviously on steroids

- Walk past a tough guy sporting the usual "killer cold stare" , with a very exagerated serious look on your face, puffing your chest ridiculously and with  an exagerated imaginary lat syndrom posture, then stop the funny overdone attitude and have a little laugh once behind him. Better to execute in front of a lot of people when the gym is crowded and everyone s looking at both of you.

I swear i believe the bigger the muscles the smaller the self esteem. Like if muscle size was directly proportional to one's insecurity.
Also making jokes about the guys lifting , pointing at em with your finger or your head while talking with good looking girls ruins a lot of tough guys days.

you sound terribly insecure. you have obviously given this alot of thought.

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 12:44:44 PM »
Just ask them what their cycle is.

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 12:45:44 PM »
If all that was true, and those things would make everybodybuilder insecure..     how did you come to find it out? surely you can not read bodybuilder's mind's can you? lol..    me thinks you must have experienced these feelings before yourself... and now youve probably given up on lifting and like to think that your better than guys who bodybuild because youve "seen the light"...   all the time its just your way of "rationalizing" your decision and an attempt to make yourself feel better about your now shrunken state

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 12:49:12 PM »
If all that was true, and those things would make everybodybuilder insecure..     how did you come to find it out? surely you can not read bodybuilder's mind's can you? lol..    me thinks you must have experienced these feelings before yourself... and now youve probably given up on lifting and like to think that your better than guys who bodybuild because youve "seen the light"...   all the time its just your way of "rationalizing" your decision and an attempt to make yourself feel better about your now shrunken state

We talking about Mindspin??  ;D

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2010, 12:50:46 PM »
"You'll never be as big as Arnold was and he could still buy clothes off the rack"


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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2010, 12:54:07 PM »
"does that shirt also come in a large or XL, not just medium?"

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2010, 12:55:32 PM »
We talking about Mindspin??  ;D
didnt realise the connection i was making, nice  ;D

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2010, 01:05:25 PM »
how about concentrate on your own workout, don't feel bad about yourself just because you're the beta male that's overly infatuated by the muscle studs :)

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2010, 04:26:12 PM »
You very rarely see guys at the gym being asses once they're over 30.  Sure, you get the occasional d-bag wearing a bandana and doing bench "jumps" after his sets while wearing sweats with a water jug.

But most of the obvious douchebags are under the age of 25.  Most people are cool.  But when they're in the mirror staring at everyone between sets, you really just gotta laugh at em.  That mean-mug, mad dog glare... I mean really... didn't your father hug you enough?  
smart observation.


btw i didnt go to a gym in 6 years. Just passed by one two days ago and said hello to a friend training in there, i was baffled by the stupidity of most members present at the moment i was there. I stayed for like 10 minutes sitting in a comfy chair and i couldnt believe my eyes. So many douches, remembered me why i started training at home back in the day. It got even worse in the meanwhile. I couldnt keep a straigt face training for a whole hour in a modern gym. To endure this several hours a week? you have to be mad.

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2010, 04:34:53 PM »
- Smile while looking at him from a distance ; the bodybuilder thinks he scares/impress the shit out of everyone due to his sheer muscle mass ; he believes everysingle woman wets her panties when he enters the place

the enigmatic smile will make him doubt, then  he will figure the billions of hours he spent convincing himself he was the toughest guy on earth while hammering his poor biceps were just useless; in fact people laugh at him in his face and there is nothing he can do about it whatever the "muscle mass" he "achieved"

Repeat but in front of the other gymgoers or / and his buttbuddies

-stare at a guy in the mirror while he's in a set, look around you with disgust, then stare at him again and then proceed to execute a facepalm.

- Tell a "powerlifter" : "wow you re huge! but what with the beer belly?" then smile.

- Tell a bodybuilder that :  . you know someone who's bigger than him or that you re very impressed by another smaller guy 's physique ; considering his whole self esteem is based on the size and striations of his muscles and that he has accomplished nothing else in life most of the time (like a career or family or sport/art stuff), you ll crush him immediately even if you re smaller than him; he will keep focusing on the supposed smallness of his muscles for weeks

                                   . He's so ripped ...he looks "skinny"

                                   . all bodybuilders have a small cock immediately followed by "i'm just joking" and a big smile on your face  - also works well with "all bodybuilders are on steroids" , especially if the guy IS obviously on steroids

- Walk past a tough guy sporting the usual "killer cold stare" , with a very exagerated serious look on your face, puffing your chest ridiculously and with  an exagerated imaginary lat syndrom posture, then stop the funny overdone attitude and have a little laugh once behind him. Better to execute in front of a lot of people when the gym is crowded and everyone s looking at both of you.

I swear i believe the bigger the muscles the smaller the self esteem. Like if muscle size was directly proportional to one's insecurity.
Also making jokes about the guys lifting , pointing at em with your finger or your head while talking with good looking girls ruins a lot of tough guys days.


So YOUR"E the weird little guy at the gym staring at everyone and talking to himself.


I thought you were a homeless person..sorry :P

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2010, 05:16:08 PM »
overmen/ubermensch don't concern themselves with destroying other's self esteem

oh yes I know the only way to enlightenment/happiness is to have kids and a stable relationship woop-de-doo  ::)

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Re: How to destroy a gymgoer's self esteem
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2010, 07:02:14 PM »
Get HugeRipped to coach them