Author Topic: King23: Ownage of an LA Fitness "industry professional" (Read 3170 times)

Alex23 · « **on:** April 19, 2010, 11:37:55 PM »

Alex: "I would like to cancel my membership, can I do it in the club or should I call?"
industry professional: "mmm you can, can I ask why?"

Alex: "Frankly, it's too busy; too many tools walking around with their sleeves cutoff to their waist, check this one out (walking by) he's wearing jeans"
industry professional: (in denial) " would you prefer going to another location instead?"

Alex: "yea I like 24 hours on Palomar Airport, it's pretty quiet and not as busy between 6 & 8"
industry professional: "I meant another LA location"

Alex: "nah there's no LA close by other than this one.. 24 hours would do"
industry professional: "Well I go to the one you mention and it's very busy, more than here between 6 & 8"

Alex: "Wait, you work here but 'train' somwhere else? That doesn't make any sense chief."
industry professional: <blank stare of ownage\>

Alex: "Anyway, can you sign me and my wife off? tired of the rag shirts, jeans and bad backne all over... time for a change"
industry professional: <trying to figure out how the printer works>

$:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2010, 11:41:41 PM »

Maybe he wanted you to stay because he wanted your cock

Alex23 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2010, 11:42:21 PM »

Quote from: just_a_pilgrim on April 19, 2010, 11:41:41 PM

Maybe he wanted you to stay because he wanted your cock

Not a bad guess but it's already taken.

MadeYaMelt · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2010, 11:44:11 PM »

I'm not sure what you expect going to an LA fitness. I've never been to a 24 hr fitness, but I can't imagine it'd be much better.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2010, 11:50:48 PM »

ROFLMAO,

After that exchange, you should have tied some chains leading from your Hummers rear bumper to the front doors and nailed the gas, ripping out the entire entrance.

Welcome Back Alex23. we need you here now more than ever. This place has turned into giant garden of pink pansies, gayer than Smart Water. I was even placed in timeout.

Army of One · « **Reply #5 on:** April 20, 2010, 12:07:01 AM »

You should have dueled him to a posedown

pellius · « **Reply #6 on:** April 20, 2010, 12:39:56 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on April 19, 2010, 11:50:48 PM

ROFLMAO,

After that exchange, you should have tied some chains leading from your Hummers rear bumper to the front doors and nailed the gas, ripping out the entire entrance.

Welcome Back Alex23. we need you here now more than ever. This place has turned into giant garden of pink pansies, gayer than Smart Water. I was even placed in timeout.

As much as I hate to admit it, I have to agree with TA. Say hi to the lovely Jezebelle for me. She should start posting again. (Yes, I admit, when I found out she had an account here I pull up all her past posts. I was impressed).

newmom · « **Reply #7 on:** April 20, 2010, 01:53:57 AM »

There were alot of tools at LA fitness in Sorrento Valley near Mira Mesa when I was there on a weeks pass in Feburary. When I went to the ladies room there was a sign about steroids. Im like oh jesus. Big fucking gym though

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2010, 02:40:30 AM »

Truth is you want to go to Weight Watchers isn't it?
Ps Any chance you can post a pic of just your tits Alex

pellius · « **Reply #9 on:** April 20, 2010, 02:47:39 AM »

Quote from: Okami on April 20, 2010, 02:40:30 AM

Truth is you want to go to Weight Watchers isn't it?
Ps Any chance you can post a pic of just your tits Alex

Alex is a good guy. But that Method101 and the filthy gypsy -- that's another story.

BTW, when are you going to show us some updated pics? Isn't your show coming up soon?

newmom · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2010, 04:25:19 AM »

Quote from: Okami on April 20, 2010, 02:40:30 AM

Truth is you want to go to Weight Watchers isn't it?
Ps Any chance you can post a pic of just your tits Alex

There is nothing wrong with weight watchers

Azn Muscle · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2010, 06:40:41 AM »

Hahahaha

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2010, 06:44:37 AM »

Quote from: pellius on April 20, 2010, 02:47:39 AM

Alex is a good guy. But that Method101 and the filthy gypsy -- that's another story.

BTW, when are you going to show us some updated pics? Isn't your show coming up soon?

When is method101 getting out of time out? I'm looking foward to seeing his arm improvement.

Natural Man · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2010, 07:23:23 AM »

why not train at home instead?

liquid_c · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2010, 08:37:22 AM »

Quote from: newmom on April 20, 2010, 01:53:57 AM

There were alot of tools at LA fitness in Sorrento Valley near Mira Mesa when I was there on a weeks pass in Feburary. When I went to the ladies room there was a sign about steroids. Im like oh jesus. Big fucking gym though

Every LA fitness has that same sign. I was tempted to take it and put it in my bedroom on the wall.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2010, 08:44:36 AM »

It's your fault for cutting your hair. Old Alex with long hair would have had this conversation.

Alex: "I would like to cancel my membership, can I do it in the club or should I call?"
industry professional: "Yes sir you long haired Aryan bastard"

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2010, 09:06:03 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on April 20, 2010, 08:44:36 AM

It's your fault for cutting your hair. Old Alex with long hair would have had this conversation.

Alex: "I would like to cancel my membership, can I do it in the club or should I call?"
industry professional: "Yes sir you long haired Caucasian bastard"

he wont recover from cutting his hair.