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Ab products!!
« on: July 24, 2009, 09:56:13 AM »
We have had the Bean http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=157110.0
We have had the Malibu Pilates Chair http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=214630.0
We have had the Ab Circle Pro http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=276269.0
And we have had a long line of other ab products

6 Second Abs
Ab Away Pro
Ab Doer
Ab Doer 2
Ab Doer Xtreme
Ab Dolly
Ab Energizer
Ab Flex
Ab Force
Ab Force (Belt)
Ab King Pro
Ab Lifter Plus
Ab Lounge
Ab Lounge 2
Ab Lounge XL
Ab Maximizer
Ab Rail
Ab Revolutionizer
Ab Rocker
Ab Rocket
Ab Roller
Ab Scissor
Ab Sculptor
Ab Slide
Ab Swing
Ab Twister
Abaratus
Abrageous
Abs Made Easy
Abtronic
Bender Ball
Core Sculptor
Cross Crunch
Electro-Gym
Fast Abs
Gym Fitness
Katami Bar
Kor Flex
Red Exerciser
Rio Ab Belt
Slendertone Flex
Smart Abs
Torso Tiger
Torso Tiger 2
Torso Track
Torso Track 2

Now, you can add the Cardio Twister to your list . . . all for only $199.  Saw this on an infomercial last night.  Where will it end?  ???

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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 10:05:36 AM »
Where will it end?  ???

When people have no more garage space.

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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 10:17:06 AM »
when people realise they actually have to work hard to get a physique.

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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2009, 11:08:30 AM »
when people realise they actually have to work hard to get a physique.
I guess Vince Goodrum will be trying to sell these soon as well ;D

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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 11:32:31 AM »
when folks no longer have the need for extra clothes hangers

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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2009, 11:40:27 AM »
i swear each house in canada has 3 to 5 of these pieces of crap equipment in a room and buyers dont know what to do with it once they figure it does nothing .

thye often buy it at full price and try to resell it second hand for nothing...

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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2009, 11:00:10 PM »
i swear each house in canada has 3 to 5 of these pieces of crap equipment in a room and buyers dont know what to do with it once they figure it does nothing .

thye often buy it at full price and try to resell it second hand for nothing...

That's how I got my Soloflex.  My chubby friend had it stored in his garage... never used it and gave it to me.

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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2009, 11:04:20 PM »
bay is a chubby-chaser

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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2009, 01:26:14 AM »
 :D

how bout putting on a pair of snickers and go 4 a fucking jog 4 f'in crying out loud  :D

run muthafukka! run..........

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Re: Ab products!!
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2010, 06:00:11 PM »
Will this madness of fitness infomercials ever end?



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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2010, 06:02:11 PM »
When people have no more garage space.

Watch "Hoarders" on A&E....
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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2010, 06:04:22 PM »
Watch "Hoarders" on A&E....

The family members should abandon their crazy asses.

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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2010, 11:05:04 PM »
When people have no more garage space.

QFT

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Re: the Cardio Twister
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2010, 08:54:27 PM »
welcome in july 2009.

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Re: Ab products!!
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2010, 12:05:26 AM »
Will this madness of fitness infomercials ever end?




Finally they have invent a wanking simulation which relieve you guys from those 240 reps for minute hammer curl sessions in your toilet with some hand lotion  ;D