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Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« on: May 22, 2010, 04:54:00 PM »


This sucker is big news here; some sort of mystery creature. Saw it in the paper today that one washed up ashore in Nothern Ontario. What caught my attention was I saw something very similar, and just as nasty, washed up ashore at the back of my friends house near Toronto, On. I have pics on my cell. I may be famous lol, my friend says it's still there. Looks like an evil monster.


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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2010, 05:05:04 PM »
at first glance it looks very similar to the "montauk monster" that washed up on the shores of long island a few summers ago

a new species perhaps?? some kind of hybrid??


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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2010, 05:16:59 PM »
at first glance it looks very similar to the "montauk monster" that washed up on the shores of long island a few summers ago

a new species perhaps?? some kind of hybrid??


Its mammalian in origin.And probably not a new species. Now the Chubacabra is probably a "undiscovered" species, it seems to be some type of long legged ardvark.

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2010, 05:20:19 PM »
Yea, my creature has the same body as that one. Long claws, long tail, but snout like a warthog with big fukin fangs. Had no hair on his face but a little on the head. Just the face alone is enough to give someone nightmares lol

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2010, 05:23:35 PM »
Its mammalian in origin.And probably not a new species. Now the Chubacabra is probably a "undiscovered" species, it seems to be some type of long legged ardvark.



yes you are right it wouldnt be a new species , it would be a new family or genus or order, im not sure how it works anymore

but since it has never been obeserved or studied, no one can really know........but i think there were two of these that washed up on long island that summer, now another one in canade........they are obviously bec0oming more prevalent

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2010, 05:38:38 PM »
Looks like a decomposing otter?  ???

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2010, 05:48:02 PM »
Looks like a decomposing otter?  ???

No. They said a raccoon which is retarded. It's still unknown though what it is. I must think of a name for my find once I talk to the media :D

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2010, 06:04:19 PM »
Looks like a decomposing otter?  ???
It does have that otter-ish face, and canines. A raccoon's face is too sharp.
DNA can sort it out.

Chances are you find new species in the Rainforests, not in Long Island. Although, you do have people who are breeding animals of the same family, genus together, like Pumas and leopards, or ocelots and Pumas or Ocelots and leapords, the latter creating very short legged long bodied spotted animals. As such, people are trying to create their own species, but many are sterile.

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2010, 12:08:58 AM »
at first glance it looks very similar to the "montauk monster" that washed up on the shores of long island a few summers ago

a new species perhaps?? some kind of hybrid??


BTW, the montauk monster is supposedly a Racoon that had the front upper part of its jaw decayed or fell off.

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2010, 12:24:37 AM »
both fakes

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2010, 12:33:57 AM »
Anyone else have a hard time eating after seeing that ugly bastard?

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2010, 01:25:55 PM »
both fakes
No sev its true but is a dog go watch monster quest it have all the story data and analysis of this
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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2010, 01:35:35 PM »
  WITF?!

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2010, 01:40:15 PM »
Taste like chicken.

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Re: Kitchenuhmaykoosib Creature
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2010, 01:41:04 PM »
Can't see it, guess I need to buy a computer ;)