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Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« on: June 06, 2010, 12:33:57 PM »
Hey fuck stick I trained under David James out of New York City and Bayonne New Jersey.  Come on up to our schools and I'll show you what real "martial arts" is all about.  www.veearnisjitsu.com  Steven Segal is fucking bullshit.  Sorry to ruin your world and everything you believe in .  LMAO! Fucking getbig......... ::)

hahahahaha i hear dana white is scrambling to sign MuscleMeAnus as we speak

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2010, 12:51:09 PM »
tuff guys like that need to be dropped off in afghanistan in the middle of the tribal belt...

there they will surely learn...the way of the iron cock.....

bring em down to earth a bit
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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2010, 01:18:41 PM »
We need a secret govt program to track down and relocate internet badasses to the world's troubled spots.

At least three posters on GetTwig would have already captured, killed and skullfucked Bin Laden years ago. :) :)

We got people here that would make Chuck Norris piss himself.

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2010, 01:19:36 PM »
I wonder if that was before or after he learned how to finger old men in the butt..

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2010, 01:22:52 PM »
We need a secret govt program to track down and relocate internet badasses to the world's troubled spots.

At least three posters on GetTwig would have already captured, killed and skullfucked Bin Laden years ago. :) :)

We got people here that would make Chuck Norris piss himself.

They're too busy jet setting between their island mansions, fucking models and ripping around in their $500k Ferraris to do petty things like that.

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2010, 01:24:15 PM »
They're too busy jet setting between their island mansions, fucking models and ripping around in their $500k Ferraris to do petty things like that.

They'd have all of Al Qaeda in an arm bar!!

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2010, 01:27:21 PM »
I wouldnt mess with Big_Nav, he's a cagefighter and reported to train with his cousins. SS is still petrified by the thaught.

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2010, 01:31:33 PM »
I'm a former two time heavyweight champion of the world!!!

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2010, 01:31:40 PM »
Pellius and Mindspin both would grab Mike Tyson and either choke him out or break his arm in seconds. I dont know who MM is but he sounds like a  BAD dude too

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2010, 01:32:57 PM »
I'm a former two time heavyweight champion of the world!!!

Are you fuck, you got starched by Lennox the only time you geniunely fought for the world title, the Foreman fight etc was NOT in anyones mind apart from yours for the HW title.
On another note i hear you bench over 500lbs, thats dam impressive.

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2010, 01:49:00 PM »
McPenis is so fucking funny.  he is an old skinny twink who obviously got the shit beat out of him so often it has affected his sense of reality. Once he discovered he could type on a keyboard (one finger at a time) he all of a sudden became the baddest guy on the Internet.  He found out he could type anything and HE would believe it.  The poor is misguided and pathetic.  We should play along with him or he might kill himself.  Then again that would be a good thing.  Hey McPenis who's ass did you kick lick today.  Whoa there fellas I just found out something.  I think McPenis has been typing how many ass he has "licked" not "kicked".  I just realized the "k" and "l" keys are next to each other.  He has been off one letter the whole time.  he thinks he is typing "licked" when in fact he is typing "kicked"  Holy shit McPenis sorry for all the confusion.
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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2010, 01:51:02 PM »
hahahahaha i hear dana white is scrambling to sign MuscleMeAnus as we speak

Mr. Matrix,

If it is indeed true that he has trained under the tutelage of Kevin James, I would be concerned.  That man is very agile, quick and looks to be devastating on the field of combat.

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2010, 01:52:29 PM »
which getbigger tore a german shepards head off?

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2010, 02:13:03 PM »
I dont think he tore his head off, did nt he literally snap his spine in half and rip the dog in two while suffering a bout or roid rage?!?!?

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2010, 02:22:23 PM »
Are you fuck, you got starched by Lennox the only time you geniunely fought for the world title, the Foreman fight etc was NOT in anyones mind apart from yours for the HW title.
On another note i hear you bench over 500lbs, thats dam impressive.

Where did you hear that?

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2010, 03:06:15 PM »
I dont think he tore his head off, did nt he literally snap his spine in half and rip the dog in two while suffering a bout or roid rage?!?!?

yes yes....i think you are correct. tore it like a sheet of paper....

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2010, 06:46:07 PM »
Mr. Matrix,

If it is indeed true that he has trained under the tutelage of Kevin James, I would be concerned.  That man is very agile, quick and looks to be devastating on the field of combat.

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Well it is safe to say he is full of shit.  McPenis just posts what sounds good.  He has never once showed anything but that he can type. 
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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2010, 07:28:56 PM »
in for a grin  ;) ;D

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2010, 07:45:38 PM »
tuff guys like that need to be dropped off in afghanistan in the middle of the tribal belt...

there they will surely learn...the way of the iron cock.....

bring em down to earth a bit
LOL the hardest hood the world has ever seen?

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Re: Most Dangerous Man on Getbig?
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2010, 07:57:41 PM »
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