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johnnynoname

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....okay, this thread was actually supposed to be posted by Grant but i will, gladly take his place  ;D

WARNING- THIS ISN'T A "SYSTEM"...but it works
WARNING2- I know how annoying it is when some "mac-daddy" posts how to get ladies online...but then again- i'm pretty annoying

anyway, there is alot of the conventional dating shit- you know, always listen, make eye contact yada yada yada.  But, what i will provide you is some supplementary shit that works for me

Easy Come, Easy Go-  Fact of the matter is there are SO many hot to moderately hot girls out there that if one dumps you (or you dump one) there is always another one available.  Why cry over spilled milk when there is another one on the way.  The "Easy Come, Easy Go" theory lends it self to almost all of the proceding principles I will list

Be Bold- don't be afraid to say what you want.  Forget about "So, what do you think about the weather".  Go for the kill (sometimes)- "How you doing Gorgeous?".  Now, you need to use "Boldness" with some tact- you want to be bold but you don't want to pull out your cock and show it to a bitch at the club.  However, "EC,EG" lends itself here as well because so what if a girl gets offended- there is ALWAYS another one on the way.  Also, being bold means not following that gay ass "don't call a girl until 3 day after you get her number" rule.  Be bold and call whenever you want. And, if she doesn't like it, fuck her- remember, Easy come, easy go

"Camera"- whenever you are talking to a girl, pretend that you are being shot for a tv show.  How do you want the viewer to see you as you talk to the girl? what do you want your body language to project?  Basically, how do you want to play up to "the camera". 

Don't Apologize
- seriously, you're a bold man and you believe in "EC,EG" so don't apologize for your actions and true feelings.  "You're offended by the fact that I said that you're sexy cuz it's politically correct? Fuck you".  Do what you want and don't be some over sensitve sissy boy.  I know that this is ironic coming from a guy with a "Emo" hairstyle

The movie experience
- girls like it when George Clooney flirts with a girl and does stuff that "only happens in movies".  So, why not and try and give her that George Clooney experience.  This is kind of a extension of "Boldness".  See how George flirts with the bank teller in that movie with Jennifer lopez ( i forgot the name of it).  Do shit like that.  See girls get that crap programmed in there head to the point that it would trigger a favorable response in real life.  Fact of the matter is that Hollywood has planted the seed in girls heads- it's up to you to cultivate it.


here is my present to you, bitches. 

If anything you should take away from the above, it's definitely the "Easy Come, Easy Go" theory- you become invincible when you embrace it.  Invincible to the point that there is no such thing as this phenomenon known as "Heartbreak".  Heartbreak?! who gives a shit- there is always another girl on the way