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El Diablo Blanco

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How to never lose in soccer.
« on: June 28, 2010, 10:38:29 AM »
Get a couple 7 foot tall 400 pound monsters and just have him stand near the refs.  Anytime the other team takes a shot just have him block the ref.  if the ref doesn't see the ball go in then the goal doesn't count (just ask england).

brilliant strategy for the USA in 2014 World Cup.
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The Showstoppa

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Re: How to never lose in soccer.
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2010, 10:43:52 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on June 28, 2010, 10:38:29 AM
Get a couple 7 foot tall 400 pound monsters and just have him stand near the refs.  Anytime the other team takes a shot just have him block the ref.  if the ref doesn't see the ball go in then the goal doesn't count (just ask england).

brilliant strategy for the USA in 2014 World Cup.

Or just pay the refs like half the other teams do... ;D
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Re: How to never lose in soccer.
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2010, 10:51:13 AM »
they seriously need to start using instant replays...there is simply no excuse for the bs that has taken place in many games so far...
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Re: How to never lose in soccer.
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2010, 10:55:49 AM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 28, 2010, 10:51:13 AM
they seriously need to start using instant replays...there is simply no excuse for the bs that has taken place in many games so far...

i wonder if they don't because of all the 3rd worlders possibly not being able to monitor/control it in their po-dunk countries?
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Re: How to never lose in soccer.
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2010, 10:56:24 AM »
I blame it on the Afrikkans.
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Re: How to never lose in soccer.
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2010, 11:01:37 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 28, 2010, 10:55:49 AM
i wonder if they don't because of all the 3rd worlders possibly not being able to monitor/control it in their po-dunk countries?
The 3rd worlders have rabbit ear antennaes only replays will not apply because no reception.
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Re: How to never lose in soccer.
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2010, 11:03:30 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on June 28, 2010, 11:01:37 AM
The 3rd worlders have rabbit ear antennaes only replays will not apply because no reception.

haha, yes, can you imagine the officials are huddled together around a 12" black and white with a VCR attached trying to rewind it and stop the action....hahah all under a giant umbrella.
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Re: How to never lose in soccer.
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2010, 11:06:00 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 28, 2010, 11:03:30 AM
haha, yes, can you imagine the officials are huddled together around a 12" black and white with a VCR attached trying to rewind it and stop the action....hahah all under a giant umbrella.
Yea the snow on the screen would make this impossible.
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