One night I was standing out on the porch at like 2 a.m. Me and a few buddies were renting a house in a college town about 5 minute walk from the bars. Some chicks were walking on the otherside of the street I yelled something stupid to them just goofing around. Well they walked over and started a big argument. The one girl thought she had every right in the world to try and bust my nose or cut one of my eyes. She was swinging for the fences. I pushed her away kind of hard. She looked at me then her friend and started screaming "he hit me he hit me" "Call the police" I told the bitch to stfu and go home. I went back on the porch and sat down. Not more than 5 mins later 2-3 local police cars and a state trooper car come flying down our road. I jumped up ran in the back yard hopped over the fence and hid out. After about an hour of questioning my friends they finally gave up and left.
The stupid witch would of had me thrown in jail. I should of broke her nose for that.
