Snooki, Would you still hit it?

[che]

Hahah, oh i forgot, youre the "anti-porn guy"
Yeah, I have no choice, thats why I asked her to marry me, dumbass. lol. And her self esteem is just fine, thanks for asking. She has low self esteem because she takes a pic for me I asked her to take? Or, maybe because she told me if I wanted her to get a boob job she would (after I asked her if she would)? Yep, makes a lot of sense to me.  
Why dont you go get on your moral high horse somewhere else, hmmm?

Maybe Uberman doesn't like the vagina

[Shockwave]

Maybe Uberman doesn't like the vagina

Hahah gayer than getting caught masterbating in the front row of a bodybuilding competition, and saying "im just getting hard for when the bikini chicks come out".

[che]

Hahah gayer than getting caught masterbating in the front row of a bodybuilding competition, and saying "im just getting hard for when the bikini chicks come out".

Haha

[FREAKgeek]

What kind of retarded ass nickname is snooki? Dear god.

[Coach is Back!]

I'd still hit with a sledgehammer.

[Parker]

I would hit it, and then show her that instead of trying to find a "juicehead", she needs to find a treadmill and squat rack---cause her ass is flat, her lil gut sticks out further than her butt.