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The I got the Clamp thread.
« on: July 30, 2010, 08:17:10 AM »
I have to know how common are std's, I mean it seems growing up all everyone talked about was Aids, know as an adult I've come to find out there's way common std's everywhere. I've heard that it's like 1 in 100 have some form or another donno if that's bs or not still is scarey shit.

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 08:20:18 AM »
you should stop fucking dudes asses would be a good start

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 08:50:12 AM »
Rinse it off with tequila when you finish up and you'll never have to worry about a thing.

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2010, 09:08:39 AM »
What is the "clamp?"  Sounds like somebody who is constipated...

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 09:15:28 AM »
the CLAP stupid   :D

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 09:15:51 AM »
What is the "clamp?"  Sounds like somebody who is constipated...
Fuck you man I'm from third world shit hole we can't spell english,

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2010, 09:17:30 AM »
The Clamp    
   
What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.
The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.

Maybe you do have the Clamp  :D :D

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2010, 09:33:57 AM »
These guys got the clamp recently:



A luxury car valued at £1.2m was clamped outside Harrods in central London after being illegally parked.

The Koenigsegg CCXR and a £350,000 Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 SuperVeloce were both clamped on the afternoon of 22 July.

Kensington and Chelsea Council said the light-blue vehicles were in serious contravention of parking rules.

The Knightsbridge store was bought by members of the Qatari royal family in April for £1.5bn.

It was bought by the Qatar Holding group, led by the Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Hamad Bin Jassim Bin Jabr Al-Thani, from Mohammed Al Fayed.

Both the cars are very rare with the Swedish-made Koenigsegg being one of only six ever made.
 
A Harrods spokesman said: "Any matters relating to parking tickets and enforcement are strictly the domain of the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea."

The council said £120 penalty charge notices were issued, but the cars were released for £70 each as the fines were paid within 14 days.

A spokesman said: "There is a greater shortage of parking space for residents in Kensington and Chelsea than practically anywhere else in the country.

"At the same time we have a huge number of visiting motorists attracted here by our fine shops, restaurants and other attractions.

"Our priority is our residents. To keep space available for them, we must deter visitors from taking up residents' bays and our experience is that clamping is simply the most effective deterrent."

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2010, 09:36:13 AM »
These guys got the clamp recently:






So did this guy.


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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2010, 09:38:08 AM »
we can't spell english,

you did pretty good there

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2010, 09:38:31 AM »
These guys got the clamp recently:



A luxury car valued at £1.2m was clamped outside Harrods in central London after being illegally parked.

The Koenigsegg CCXR and a £350,000 Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 SuperVeloce were both clamped on the afternoon of 22 July.

Kensington and Chelsea Council said the light-blue vehicles were in serious contravention of parking rules.

The Knightsbridge store was bought by members of the Qatari royal family in April for £1.5bn.

It was bought by the Qatar Holding group, led by the Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Hamad Bin Jassim Bin Jabr Al-Thani, from Mohammed Al Fayed.

Both the cars are very rare with the Swedish-made Koenigsegg being one of only six ever made.
 
A Harrods spokesman said: "Any matters relating to parking tickets and enforcement are strictly the domain of the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea."

The council said £120 penalty charge notices were issued, but the cars were released for £70 each as the fines were paid within 14 days.

A spokesman said: "There is a greater shortage of parking space for residents in Kensington and Chelsea than practically anywhere else in the country.

"At the same time we have a huge number of visiting motorists attracted here by our fine shops, restaurants and other attractions.

"Our priority is our residents. To keep space available for them, we must deter visitors from taking up residents' bays and our experience is that clamping is simply the most effective deterrent."


That's a crazy color for a car -- never seen it before

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2010, 09:38:53 AM »
Fuck you man I'm from third world shit hole we can't spell english,

haha  ;D

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2010, 09:45:34 AM »
That's a crazy color for a car -- never seen it before

That color is "baby-blue" - the family color of the Qatari family who own the vehicles - apparently they have every car they own in that shade.

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2010, 09:48:16 AM »
I have to know how common are std's, I mean it seems growing up all everyone talked about was Aids, know as an adult I've come to find out there's way common std's everywhere. I've heard that it's like 1 in 100 have some form or another donno if that's bs or not still is scarey shit.

buddy, check the cdc.  Waaaayyyyy more than 1 in 100.  here's an article on New Yorkers:
 
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D916M4QO0


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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2010, 09:58:51 AM »
buddy, check the cdc.  Waaaayyyyy more than 1 in 100.  here's an article on New Yorkers:
 
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D916M4QO0



yikes! remind me not to sleep with anyone from new york :o :-X
tank u jesus

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Re: The I got the Clamp thread.
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2010, 03:36:51 PM »
Reminds me when I fucked that dirty skank :D she was fucking gourgous but just not something you have
as a long term girlfriend.
At one point I seriously considered dipping my dick into bleach