Judo is not a smart man, but he no dummy. the first time judo went to the Mr. Olympia expo 5 years ago, he got thirsty. too much free protein drinks and free samples. the expo was at the Mandalay bay hotel, so judo expected to pay a few bucks for a ice cold beer. But the next year, the expo was held at the convention center, and when judo wanted a beer, he went to the snack bar they had, and a fuck-en beer was 7.00 bucks???
Judo said fuck that, he went without. So the next year, judo was prepared. He got into the parking lot at around 8:30 am, got a good parking spot, had a big cooler full of rolling rock beer, and he was set.
I even think judo cracked open that first rock at 8:30 am. After that, when ever judo was thirsty or had to dump his bag of goodies, he would just walk outside to the car, dump his bag of goodies, AND GRAB A FUCKEN ICE COLD ROLLING ROCK BEER. JUDOS MAMA DIDNT RAISE NO DUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This year, judo will be back. Front row parking, a big cooler of rolling rock beer, some food, a beach chair to relax in the parking lot for a few minutes.
Look for me at the expo. big bald old guy, sipping a ice cold rolling rock.
Security,(forget security, i am security, I'm the night shift commenande) (stolen from Frenches goodfellas).
judo don't worry about no rent a cops. At 5/11 and 260, judo just slips that ice cold rock into his shorts, and walks right in.
Who's your daddy?
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