the paradime of fruit

[marty31672]

fruit is important because its healthy but i can also make you fat
i think its best then to eat it in small bites

[Army of One]

Is that why you can often be seen sucking on a banana?

[marty31672]

maybe you can get a juicer
that way you get the good health from the fruit but the fat stays in the machine
then you just clean the fat and seeds out and throw the fat and seeds away
this works pretty good but the juicer isnt cheap and it can be hard to find i think i went to sears

[DK II]

maybe you can get a juicer
that way you get the good health from the fruit but the fat stays in the machine
then you just clean the fat and seeds out and throw the fat and seeds away
this works pretty good but the juicer isnt cheap and it can be hard to find i think i went to sears

Stay away from the juice, marty!!

 

[Army of One]

Lame gimmick btw, need to start trying harder

[WillGrant]

fruit is important because its healthy but i can also make you fat
i think its best then to eat it in small bites

I would call you a cu nt but a cu nt is useful , die you boring shit stain

[tom joad]

Marty is true that your wife doesn't like organic fruit because she once saw one that was bruised?

[marty31672]

Marty is true that your wife doesn't like organic fruit because she once saw one that looked rotten?

sort of i think it was bruised not rotten
the normal fruit looked better so she didnt want to spend the extra money on a bruised fruit
i did try an organic meatloaf once i didnt think it was anything special

[Tapeworm]

i did try an organic meatloaf once i didnt think it was anything special

 

[owner76]

Fixed your title.
Stupid fuxx on hear kant even spell rite.
Eye just doughnt gett it.

Fuck fruit, like Kai "The Loser" Greene.
He'll be homeless again in 2 years.

[garebear]

Do you mean paradigm?

[Tito24]

if men knew what women thought they were ten times as bold.

[Tapeworm]

if men knew what women thought they were ten times as bold.

Or x10 terrified.

[Natural Man]

i guess he meant paradox, not even paradigm.. fucking illiterate sob.

[TacoBell]

Youre quite the fruit yourself, Marty

[SF1900]

Marty, a juicer is a great idea. I will have to purchase one soon. Thanks, bud.

[pellius]

maybe you can get a juicer
that way you get the good health from the fruit but the fat stays in the machine
then you just clean the fat and seeds out and throw the fat and seeds away
this works pretty good but the juicer isnt cheap and it can be hard to find i think i went to sears

How small should your bites be? And if you chew the fruit really good maybe you can just spit out the fat and seeds and that way you won't have to buy a juicer.

Awesome post, btw!

[kiwiol]

I would call you a cu nt but a cu nt is useful , die you boring shit stain

 

[JOHN MATRIX]

Or x10 terrified.

haha, if women knew what men thought then THEY would be terrified

for example a 10-second interaction typically goes like this:

what we are thinking:

*god look at that ass, look at those tits, i would plow that until we both died of starvation, id pound that litle twat until she was begging for mercy...*

what we say:

"oh ok. thanks. have a nice day!"


ROFL

[Rami]

fruit is important because its healthy but i can also make you fat
i think its best then to eat it in small bites

Fruit is a necessary evil.

[Palpatine Q]

I would call you a cu nt but a cu nt is useful , die you boring shit stain

x2000

i think i have a pretty good sense of humor and i'm a good sport....and i just don't get these fucking idiotic gimmicks and people laughing along with them

[JOHN MATRIX]

you arent going to get fat by eating fruit.