Author Topic: Got the stomach flu! This sucks! (Read 3699 times)

MB_722 · « **on:** November 14, 2010, 10:33:24 AM »

fuck this sucks. hope it's brief

lovemonkey · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2010, 10:57:54 AM »

Just plug the holes with cokks, should do the trick.

MB_722 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2010, 12:57:13 PM »

I don't know which way I should be facing when in front of the toilet. Fuck!

I guess I'm dehydrated but I can't keep any liquids down.

Cy Tolliver · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2010, 12:58:02 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on November 14, 2010, 12:57:13 PM

I don't know which way I should be facing when in front of the toilet. Fuck!

I guess I'm dehydrated but I can't keep any liquids down.

DON'T BECOME TO DEHYDRATED!

MB_722 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2010, 01:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Cy Tolliver on November 14, 2010, 12:58:02 PM

DON'T BECOME TO DEHYDRATED!

thanks Captain Hindsight

Cy Tolliver · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2010, 01:03:48 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on November 14, 2010, 01:01:19 PM

thanks Captain Hindsight

fucking hilarious....

If you were selling, and a Realtor was doing an open house, would you make sure everyone took their shoes off before touring your home?

MB_722 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2010, 01:05:09 PM »

no

usually they would take their shoes off any way

Tapeworm · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:26:59 PM »

No. It's still the hangover.

MB_722 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2010, 03:34:51 PM »

nope

should I eat some Garlic? or bad idea? I haven't felt like this in 10 years+

Cy Tolliver · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2010, 03:35:58 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on November 14, 2010, 03:34:51 PM

nope

should I eat some Garlic? or bad idea? I haven't felt like this in 10 years+

Eat some ginger, salty crackers, schweppes...

MB_722 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2010, 03:38:26 PM »

I'll give it a try

MAXX · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2010, 03:41:52 PM »

I had it last week. Have fun.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2010, 03:50:09 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on November 14, 2010, 03:34:51 PM

nope

should I eat some Garlic? or bad idea? I haven't felt like this in 10 years+

C, fluids if possible, sleep and time, MB.

Plain rice seems to sit well for me. Overcook it a bit so it doesn't hurt if it comes back up.

jesusbod · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:57:20 PM »

Great way to lose that water weight...

MB_722 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2010, 08:47:06 PM »

now I'm at the point where the stomach is gargling like crazy and when I fart I don't know if it's just air or a wet one.

Ron · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2010, 12:02:16 PM »

Worst feeling is the stomach flu - it seems to be the season for it - I know quite a number of people who are getting it in the past two weeks.

tendonitis · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2010, 12:04:22 PM »

Ahhhhh yes, nothing like explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting at the same time

MB_722 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 15, 2010, 08:28:43 PM »

was doing good for most of the day, until I just got the runs again. .. I took some vitamin c tabs think that could be the readon why. i dunno.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #18 on:** November 15, 2010, 08:32:41 PM »

Next time, try to wash your hands a bit better, more often and keep them away from your face unless you just washed them. Also, if you are a close talker now is the time to stop. Finally, do not let anyone breathe near you, cough or sneeze. Keep your distance.

Follow these tips and you will NEVER, EVER be sick with this. Ever.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #19 on:** November 16, 2010, 12:03:50 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on November 15, 2010, 08:32:41 PM

Next time, try to wash your hands a bit better, more often and keep them away from your face unless you just washed them. Also, if you are a close talker now is the time to stop. Finally, do not let anyone breathe near you, cough or sneeze. Keep your distance.

Follow these tips and you will NEVER, EVER be sick with this. Ever.

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