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A Zombie!!! Arnold S
« on: October 24, 2010, 11:08:52 PM »

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Re: A Zombie!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2010, 02:55:39 AM »
he looks small

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Re: A Zombie!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2010, 04:58:53 AM »
Looks great.
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Re: A Zombie!!! Arnold S
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2010, 06:22:25 AM »
The older he gets the more he starts to look like Clint Eastwood.

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Re: A Zombie!!! Arnold S
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2010, 06:27:12 AM »
Gotta love his Mattel Hair Plugs. ;D


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Re: A Zombie!!! Arnold S
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2010, 06:28:38 AM »
hair looks a bit lifeless  ;D

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Re: A Zombie!!! Arnold S
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2010, 09:54:29 AM »
he should see a dentist. Plaque removal, whitening etc...

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Re: A Zombie!!! Arnold S
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2010, 11:39:19 AM »
Where the fuck did his chin go?  ;D


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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2010, 12:08:24 PM »
6 month and counting.

Today I called in a sick day and made my way to my secret hideout.

Shit I need to get done -

1) More man holes (no homo) - I have dug 5 so far which can hold around 20 Zacks or so - I need at least another 5 - I changed my mind and
haven't put sharp sticks at the bottom, I don't fancy to climb down there to empty the pits, I think what I do is I wait until they are full and burn them.
2) Checking the artillery range for unexploded ordinance - I could really use some high explosives to dig further into the mountain side.
3) Escape routes - in case of a full frontal attack and in case we have to abandon camp for a while.
4) Without any proper weapons (guns) we have to go medieval again - however hunting shops sell compound bows, ever seen a deer
getting shot by one of them? I bet you with the decomposition of Z's the arrows will go right through their heads.   
5) Prison cell - I have to build one, with a large clan to support there are bound to be problems - also I would like to lock every newcomer up for at
least a couple of days before we make our minds up if we take'em on board or if we throw them into the Zombie Pit.
6) Gallows - with the breakdown of law I suspect bands to roam through the country (as soon as they have looted the cities empty) on the lookout for easy targets, woman cloth weapons and food - we need to set strong examples, anybody caught stealing robbing, raping, murdering will be hung by the neck until he/she is dead - If feel the gallow is the least labor intensive execution method - the bodies are being disposed by throwing them into the Z Pit.
7) Protected Garden - think camp auschwitz but with a garden inside - we may need to hunt for slaves from the cities but by then they be lining up to join our clan.

Any further idea?

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Re: Get ready for the Zombie Apocalypse - Get ready for WWZ
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2010, 12:09:56 PM »
Brainzzzzzz


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Re: Get ready for the Zombie Apocalypse - Get ready for WWZ
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2010, 12:14:50 PM »
Brainzzzzzz



I wish I had that kind of money - I heard from some reliable sources Tom Cruise is building a underground complex full with all kind of
bells and whistles hanging of it - Theaters - Cinema - kitchen - halo rooms etc etc.

But here is the problem which he hasn't though about - so lets say he can entertain himself for uhmm 2 years and he survives the first 2 years, what then?
The world isn't the same after 2 years of Z War, in fact the world will never be the same - so what? he will get out of his bunker and expects his agents to get him a movie contract?
He hasn't thought this through, in order to survive this you need to change with change.
If life gets harder you need to get harder.

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Re: Get ready for the Zombie Apocalypse - Get ready for WWZ
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2010, 12:32:34 PM »

if the zombies come I'll just get up there with a BB gun

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Re: Get ready for the Zombie Apocalypse - Get ready for WWZ
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2010, 12:35:56 PM »
I can't get enough of LEFT 4 DEAD 2