Fat aggression

[ManBearPig...]

How come when some girl calls to bitch on the phone (work related), you can tell she's fat merely by the way she talks?

She's yelling at me like I work for her, and not her for me. 

The issue is, she's trying to double bill me for something she did once, and she's "bullshit this, bullshit that".

I told her to cry about it to someone else, and hung up on her.

After my initial rage , i thought to myself "I should've just said, "you're fat , aren't ya?" and hung up.

Anyone else got stories of chick fat aggression?

[James28]

I do actually. I spent NYE 2001 in Budapest. Me and my pals managed to hook up with this group of Hungarian goddesses ... and their token fat friend. I managed scare a sexy brunet away from the herd and corner her at the bar. She didn't seem to mind.
Was standing by the bar talking to her (or more whispering in her hear) when someone bit my neck. Bit my fucking neck! I turn around to see Fatty standing there all pissy and angry. She started to screaming at me in Hungarian, like I understood WTF she was saying anyway and stomps off. Asks Brunet what the hell all that was about. Apparently she, Fatty, picked me out in the beginning of the night as her midnight kiss (as if) and got all pissed off that I was going with another girl.

I wonder why fat people feel they have any right to happiness on NYE or a right to any happiness at all. She should've been keeping the toilets clean and serving me drinks all night, not waddle her fat self around the club as if she has any right to be there.

[ManBearPig...]

I do actually. I spent NYE 2001 in Budapest. Me and my pals managed to hook up with this group of Hungarian goddesses ... and their token fat friend. I managed scare a sexy brunet away from the herd and corner her at the bar. She didn't seem to mind.
Was standing by the bar talking to her (or more whispering in her hear) when someone bit my neck. Bit my fucking neck! I turn around to see Fatty standing there all pissy and angry. She started to screaming at me in Hungarian, like I understood WTF she was saying anyway and stomps off. Asks Brunet what the hell all that was about. Apparently she, Fatty, picked me out in the beginning of the night as her midnight kiss (as if) and got all pissed off that I was going with another girl.

I wonder why fat people feel they have any right to happiness on NYE or a right to any happiness at all. She should've been keeping the toilets clean and serving me drinks all night, not waddle her fat self around the club as if she has any right to be there.

Ha ha yes James.

Not sure what the situation is by where you're from, but here in America it's pretty common to see a couple hot chicks with a fat chick with them.  These chicks are usually there for intimidation purposes to turn guys off and prevent rapes, but also to cockblock because they are usually bitter that no one's hitting on them and no amount of alcohol can get them drunk.

It's called the mother goose syndrome.

[mass243]

HAHAH!

Nice stories but you guys are such pussies. You don't have guts to call a girl fat if she is! Tell it to her face as it is.

If you are not a man enough to do that, don't come here bragging like a fucking queer!

[James28]

I'm from the UK and the fat situation is so out of control here that seeing the token skinny chick with the bunch of fat slobs is more the norm here. Even then, the skinny one usually looks as if their mother fucked Goofy and spawned her. Most guys I work with all get the hell out of here over the holidays and head to Europe where the real pretty girls dwell.

[freespirit]

HAHAH!

Nice stories but you guys are such pussies. You don't have guts to call a girl fat if she is! Tell it to her face as it is.

If you are not a man enough to do that, don't come here bragging like a fucking queer!

Americans are like that.

[James28]

HAHAH!

Nice stories but you guys are such pussies. You don't have guts to call a girl fat if she is! Tell it to her face as it is.

If you are not a man enough to do that, don't come here bragging like a fucking queer!

Sure. Tell me the words for 'Get lost you fat fuck' in Hungarian and I'll be sure to direct to the girl next time I see her 

[ManBearPig...]

HAHAH!

Nice stories but you guys are such pussies. You don't have guts to call a girl fat if she is! Tell it to her face as it is.

If you are not a man enough to do that, don't come here bragging like a fucking queer!

Oh my friend, that's where you're wrong.

I probably told this story before, but when i was in college, i went as Rambo 1 for halloween.  You know, skin tight jeans tucked into army boots with a brown tshirt with the sleeves cut off and a headband made of the sleeves.

Anyways, suffice it to say i wasn't very Rambo like in my physique (see: fat).  So i'm at a bar, about 20 drinks in, and some hot chicks with a mother goose walk up to me. I knew them from class, so i knew this wasn't leading anywhere.  Anyways, their fat friend goes "what the hell are you supposed to be?" (notice the arrogant way she's talking to a stranger, with a hint of aggression)
I go "Rambo 1".
She goes "you don't really look like Rambo".
I say "well, you're fucking fat".  She starts calling me an asshole and leaves.  I just remember she had one of those "clutch" purses, and it looked like more of a necklace around her fat arm than a purse as she was walking away.
I just stood there and laughed, then voke up in my own vomit the next day.

[mass243]

Sure. Tell me the words for 'Get lost you fat fuck' in Hungarian and I'll be sure to direct to the girl next time I see her 

Terms like 'UGLY, FAT, SHIT' are pretty much universal. Add body language and your point for sure becomes clear and understood.

[mass243]

Oh my friend, that's where you're wrong.

I probably told this story before, but when i was in college, i went as Rambo 1 for halloween.  You know, skin tight jeans tucked into army boots with a brown tshirt with the sleeves cut off and a headband made of the sleeves.

Anyways, suffice it to say i wasn't very Rambo like in my physique (see: fat).  So i'm at a bar, about 20 drinks in, and some hot chicks with a mother goose walk up to me. I knew them from class, so i knew this wasn't leading anywhere.  Anyways, their fat friend goes "what the hell are you supposed to be?" (notice the arrogant way she's talking to a stranger, with a hint of aggression)
I go "Rambo 1".
She goes "you don't really look like Rambo".
I say "well, you're fucking fat".  She starts calling me an asshole and leaves.  I just remember she had one of those "clutch" purses, and it looked like more of a necklace around her fat arm than a purse as she was walking away.
I just stood there and laughed, then voke up in my own vomit the next day.

Sorry for doubting, bro 

That was great! Huge props! It really takes a man to do that... it would've been even better if you vomited straight to her as she was standing in front of you HAAHAHH

[James28]

Terms like 'UGLY, FAT, SHIT' are pretty much universal. Add body language and your point for sure becomes clear and understood.

And make myself appear aggressive and insensitive to Brunet's friend?  

No, I merely looked slightly concerned for her general, mental well-being and turned back to the pretty girl that looks after herself and her body.

[ManBearPig...]

Sorry for doubting, bro 

That was great! Huge props! It really takes a man to do that... it would've been even better if you vomited straight to her as she was standing in front of you HAAHAHH

well , when you're 19 and shitfaced and some chick tells you you don't look like Rambo, i think it's fair game to go off on her.