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Eat my Pussy
« on: November 13, 2010, 11:45:22 PM »
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Check her pic out  :-\  :-X

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

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Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.
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Re: Eat my Pussy
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2010, 11:47:34 PM »
That's not newmom

WillGrant

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Re: Eat my Pussy
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2010, 11:48:20 PM »

LatsMcGee

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Re: Eat my Pussy
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2010, 11:49:54 PM »
Poor Jade the not so glad he ate her. 

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Re: Eat my Pussy
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2010, 11:55:59 PM »
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She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

ROFL!


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Re: Eat my Pussy
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2010, 11:57:43 PM »
Poor Rip it up buddy. 

WillGrant

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Re: Eat my Pussy
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2010, 12:02:42 AM »
Poor Rip it up buddy. 
Lat's are you saying "Whip it out buddy" would have a "stank twank"

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Re: Eat my Pussy
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2010, 12:06:20 AM »
She's just a tiny little bit less attractive than the average obese disgusting american pig woman.  ;)

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Re: Eat my Pussy
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2010, 12:06:45 AM »
Lat's are you saying "Whip it out buddy" would have a "stank twank"

I think she's packing a hoagie down there.  

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Re: Eat my Pussy
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2010, 12:11:06 AM »
LOL!...All Americano!
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Re: Eat my Pussy
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2010, 01:24:32 AM »
LOL, thats a fuckin awesome story.