THE BEEF keeps $24,000. cash in a Tupperware container under THE BEEF'S bed. THE BEEF calls it THE BEEF'S get out of town in a hurry money . Fact.
Hello, BigDickedBob . . .
THE BEEF does keep that cash in THE BEEF'S house. Reason, THE BEEF lives in Canada ( a rural area ) and if THE BEEF needs goods and services in the dead of winter at 2:00 am cash talks. $2400 to fill the oil tank if it's storming, tack on another chunk to get service while in a snow storm . . . Amex in a storm is not worth while to the companies. Pretty simple.
Keith's only frame of reference related to 2400 is calories per meal ( all 10 of em ) or how many people he owes money to.
THE BEEF