jujitsu gave me a cold

[marty31672]

i trained jujitsu today and this guy he breathed on my face some and now i have a stuffy nose

[lesaucer]

shut up paul dillet.

[Hulkotron]

i trained jujitsu today and this guy he breathed on my face some and now i have a stuffy nose

Fuck that guy.

[Princess L]

i trained jujitsu today and this guy he breathed on my face some and now i have a stuffy nose

I dunno if germs can incubate that fast 

[marty31672]

maybe your right maybe its not he's fault

[Coach is Back!]

That's it? No ring worm no staph? Pleeeaaase!

[WillGrant]

i trained jujitsu today and this guy he breathed on my face some and now i have a stuffy nose

Homosexual sex has a high chance of giving you AIDS Marty , make sure they wrap there wood 

[pellius]

i trained jujitsu today and this guy he breathed on my face some and now i have a stuffy nose

Collar choke, brah. Collar choke. And remember, it's not so much in the pull but torquing the wrist. Just lock it in and slowly count to ten. Ignore all the thrashing and death rattle. Just lock it in and slowly count to ten.

[basil]

Never heard of 'im.

[Formerly_Owner76]

At a company holiday party yesterday, some fat, 60ish year old weirdo (gray hair, pork chop side burns) , who lives by himself, walked by and coughed up a big spray on the back of my neck.
I wanted to jack that fruitloop right in the c0ck sucker.
Douche..