School Field Trip Tour of Slaughterhouse Traumatizes Children

[Dos Equis]

I actually thought this was kinda funny, in a weird, sick sorta way.  Show them truth.  lol.  Lawsuits to follow.

School Field Trip Tour of Slaughterhouse Traumatizes Children

Posted on 21 November 2010.

OMAHA, Neb. (Newsweak.com Exclusive) — Eighteen grade 5 students of Mavis Beacon Elementary School are undergoing counseling after a school field trip visit to a beef slaughterhouse. The children reportedly were horrified to see how cows were processed into beef. Some of the students vomited, and most cried.

Their teacher, Maxwell Barnes, faces disciplinary action for organizing the school field trip. “I didn’t see anything wrong with it.” Barnes stated. “Earlier this year we had a field trip to a chocolate factory. Kids have a curiosity about where their food comes from. I don’t think there should be anything wrong with showing them where meat comes from.”

The children were escorted through the facility from the loading bay, where cattle enter the building, through to the stunning process where the animals receive a pneumatic bolt to the brain, rendering them brain dead. “Some of the kids started crying then.” said slaughterhouse foreman Dan Smith. “We told them it was all a natural part of how beef is made and ends up in yummy hamburgers, but that didn’t seem to help much.”
The field trip then went awry after the brain dead animals were chained up by their back legs and then cut into to be bled to death. “I saw one little boy throw up.” Smith said. “And then after that there was screaming and running and all these other kids throwing up all over the place. We tried to calm them down but it was out of control by then. These kids were just freaked out, they didn’t even finish the tour.”

http://newsweak.com/exclusive/school-field-trip-tour-of-slaughterhouse-traumatizes-children

[tonymctones]

LOL i remember the first time i skinned a deer I thought to myself this is some sick ish man...

Like they said its all a part of the way it is

[Soul Crusher]

LMAO. 


Welcome to the real world lil bitches. 

[Hugo Chavez]

lol, had me fooled for a minute.  The story is fictional.  The site says all stories are 100% fictional.  I kinda thought something was wrong because field trips have to be approved and parents have to sign a permission slip.

[tonymctones]

lol, had me fooled for a minute.  The story is fictional.  The site says all stories are 100% fictional.

ahhhh

hahahahahaaha i wish jagson had seen this and gone off 

[Dos Equis]

DOH!  lol.  I actually thought the "newsweak" name was a little weird.   

[Hugo Chavez]

ahhhh

hahahahahaaha i wish jagson had seen this and gone off 

It looks like it's fooled a lot of people.  The article is quoted on several animal rights webpages haha..  When you google it, most of the sites that pop up are sites like peta, caare and animalliberationfront..

[tonymctones]

It looks like it's fooled a lot of people.  The article is quoted on several animal rights webpages haha..  When you google it, most of the sites that pop up are sites like peta, caare and animalliberationfront..

ahahhahahha

[Straw Man]

I wonder how soon we'll see it on Faux News as an example of "Obama's America"

[Soul Crusher]

I wonder how soon we'll see it on Faux News as an example of "Obama's America"

Well - Palin was already trashed for that interview werethey killed the turkeys. 

[24KT]

I actually thought this was kinda funny, in a weird, sick sorta way. 

It is.... but not far off the mark. I could see 5th graders responding like that. Too graphic for little minds.
Heck, ...if I had to take a tour like that, I'd be tossing my cookies left, right and centre.
I can't even stand to see a plate of ribs, let alone a live slaughter. I would need bed rest for weeks. 

[24KT]

lol, had me fooled for a minute.  The story is fictional.  The site says all stories are 100% fictional.  I kinda thought something was wrong because field trips have to be approved and parents have to sign a permission slip.

Thank goodness. That bit of knowledge certainly ups it's funny quotient a thousand fold. 

No Tony, while I can't speak for Samson, I wouldn't have gone off.. at least not in the way you think.
I too was initially fooled. My first thought was "Those poor kiddies". Then I thought something was slightly odd, because such graphic reality isn't age appropriate, so either this is a hoax, or the selfish agenda of some militant PETA card carrying vegan NAZI.

[blacken700]

look who fell for it all you had to do is click on the site you posted to see it's a joke.what do you expect, the same people that think fox is a credible new sorce

[LurkerNoMore]

Well - Palin was already trashed for that interview werethey killed the turkeys. 

That's because it really happened.  Along with the hypocrisy involved.   

Not quite the same as here. 

[Straw Man]

look who fell for it all you had to do is click on the site you posted to see it's a joke.what do you expect, the same people that think fox is a credible new sorce

In all fairness to Bum - he also get's his news from World Net Daily and Newsmax so I can understand how he wouldn't be able to distinguish a fake news source from a real one

[blacken700]

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