Why I love my wife...

[Alexander D]

So, my wife reminded me today that last New Years Eve, was the LAST time that I got her flowers... I was like "NO! Blasphemy! Er, uhm I'm sure I got you some another time...?!" (Of course completely drawing a blank on if i did/when i did...) So after a few minutes of trying to talk my way out of the fact that I am not a romantic sap at all, she smiled and said "So i guess this means you'll be getting me some again this year, huh?" My reply: "YA DAMN RIGHT I WILL BE..." And the funny this is, I will be a sucker and get her flowers, she will love them, think i'm great and all will be well....

The End.

[The Jeenius]

There are some reasons I love your wife but im a gentleman.

[Alexander D]

NICE!

[Ex Coelis]

I hate it when people expect gifts - getting them something becomes a "check in the box"

spontaneous gifts are the only ones that mean anything

[JimmyJam1974]

I love your wife's tight little box

[Alexander D]

I hate it when people expect gifts - getting them something becomes a "check in the box"

spontaneous gifts are the only ones that mean anything

oh trust me bro... she knows that and I made sure to mention the fact that "If I got your flowers all the time, it wouldn't mean as much..." lol

[The Jeenius]

I love your wife's tight little box

You sir, are not a gentleman