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the worst has happened...
« on: January 22, 2011, 02:09:18 AM »
2 ofmy best friends are in town...we went out...i sit here now, nboth of them are passed out in random places in my apartment and there are several spots of Dog Shit smeared on the carpet in several places from their asshole shoes which i told them to take off upon entering but they fucking ignore me, as well as several smears of vomit upon my couch, carpet and god knows where else.

im going to try to get to sleep now its 415am. i will awake tomm morning to a mess of ungodly magnitude no doubt as there is already dog shit and vomit smeared all over the floor and couch, as well as filthy used/half used dishes strewn about.

sometimes this makes me want to be a hermit. fuck people. except that there are so much better tiems with people. goddmmit

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 02:29:22 AM »
get even with them and blow a load on their faces and go to bed.

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011, 02:33:54 AM »
Scoop up some of that S*** and vomit and serve it up to them in an omelette when they wake.

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2011, 02:37:18 AM »
cut off  their cocks while they sleep.

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2011, 02:40:53 AM »
you cant call these people friends then. you should especially expect from friends that they respect your properties. being drunk is absolutely no excuse.

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2011, 02:43:10 AM »
you cant call these people friends then. you should especially expect from friends that they respect your properties. being drunk is absolutely no excuse.

x2.

I would invite a few crack homos for a free fuck over.

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2011, 02:57:34 AM »
these young boys are fucked up.  I was looking at some porntube and I saw some dick drilling some nice young ass on the preview pic.  I guess you know what I found.  That sux.  >:(
haha  ;D thats why i only surf for chicks fucking themselves lol

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2011, 04:26:18 AM »
you cant call these people friends then. you should especially expect from friends that they respect your properties. being drunk is absolutely no excuse.

No doubt.  They sound like a pair of nitwit Peter Pans.  Fuck 'em off, hire a carpet/upholstery cleaner, and be 'too busy' to see them again for the rest of your life.

They obviously have no respect for you or themselves.  Ditch 'em.

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2011, 03:33:18 PM »
yes, friends. g0t to love them. i had a recent friend i met through another friend about 3 years ago. turns out he was a better friend to me than the friend tha intro duced me to him. anyway. i was renting a house that had a big pool and a bbq island built into rock with a sink and we had some big fucking parties. i hosted and he brought over some good ribs and fixins. he was a cool guy, solid and derpendable. he had allot of parties at his house too, which i went to with my girl. he was a marine so he didnt know anyone here and threw parties to meet people.

well long story short, when it came time for him to move, all his regulars who were always at his house drinking his booze were nowhere to be found when it was time to lift heavy shit. of course my dumb ass was the only one availible. i helped him move to sandiego, drove his car while he drove moving truck. on the way back his car breaks down 30 miles outside of town middle of the fucking deset.. my girl wakes up comes and pick us up in the middle of the night, and he gets his car towed.

he called me next mornin to help him run his final errands he had been procrastinating on, cause his car was broke and needed a ride.

i never answered his calls, and never called him back. its been about a year since ad he has called a few times, ive not spoken to him.

was it wrong of me to cut him off like thast?

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2011, 03:36:34 PM »
was it wrong of me to cut him off like thast/
We already knew you were an asshole, thanks for the confirmation.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2011, 03:36:43 PM »
*googles "Jolly and Greedy"*

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2011, 03:38:21 PM »
take pics of them and put them on getbig, they'll never recover and will never do you wrong again

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2011, 03:39:04 PM »
We already knew you were an asshole, thanks for the confirmation.

if i was a sshole i wuldnt had helped him move 300 miles and spend 18 hour day doing it.

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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2011, 03:41:30 PM »

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2011, 03:41:42 PM »
if i was a sshole i wuldnt had helped him move 300 miles and spend 18 hour day doing it.
You were probably fuckin his girlfriend, epic_asshole.
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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2011, 03:49:59 PM »

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2011, 03:51:47 PM »
You were probably fuckin his girlfriend, epic_asshole.

that's what I was thinking.

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2011, 04:21:21 PM »
nah, he is black and only dates black girls, so not a chance

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2011, 07:14:19 PM »
2 ofmy best friends are in town...we went out...i sit here now, nboth of them are passed out in random places in my apartment and there are several spots of Dog Shit smeared on the carpet in several places from their asshole shoes which i told them to take off upon entering but they fucking ignore me, as well as several smears of vomit upon my couch, carpet and god knows where else.

im going to try to get to sleep now its 415am. i will awake tomm morning to a mess of ungodly magnitude no doubt as there is already dog shit and vomit smeared all over the floor and couch, as well as filthy used/half used dishes strewn about.

sometimes this makes me want to be a hermit. fuck people. except that there are so much better tiems with people. goddmmit

"Best friends"...not... :(

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2011, 07:15:40 PM »
nah, he is black and only dates black girls, so not a chance

you were scammed even before he asked you to help.

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Re: the worst has happened...
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2011, 07:49:41 PM »
2 ofmy best friends are in town...we went out...i sit here now, nboth of them are passed out in random places in my apartment and there are several spots of Dog Shit smeared on the carpet in several places from their asshole shoes which i told them to take off upon entering but they fucking ignore me, as well as several smears of vomit upon my couch, carpet and god knows where else.

im going to try to get to sleep now its 415am. i will awake tomm morning to a mess of ungodly magnitude no doubt as there is already dog shit and vomit smeared all over the floor and couch, as well as filthy used/half used dishes strewn about.

sometimes this makes me want to be a hermit. fuck people. except that there are so much better tiems with people. goddmmit



just tell the girls to clean it in the mornin....... if they refuse, then fuck'em...... if u know them well enough and know that they are hungover/in no state to clean it,,,,,,,let em off wif it ...... and now u've got a credit to use on them when u need a favour....... simple