True Adonis daily Schedule.
6 A.M. Get's up and Google's if he should brush his teeth and what brushing his teeth does.
7 A.M. Google's what to cook and we all know he is throwing something in the Microwave. "GOOGLE"
9 A.M. Uses Google how to train.
11 A.M. Goes to work and still has to use Google how to get there.
1 P.M Talks shit and then he listens to Mozart, supposedly.
3 P.M. Google's Masturbation and Jack's off to "the Ninth Symphony"
5 P.M. Uses Google to see why he farted.
7 P.M. Google's why he wonders why he has no friends? Apenis thinks, "I am better then all of you".
9 P.M. Google's how to get in bed and what he should do with his wife/GF.
11 P.M. Cries to sleep and then Uses Google as to why he will not take a "Free Trip" to San Diego, California to debate his "A Calorie is a Calorie" with Dr. Scott Connelley.
3 A.M. Still cries uncontrollable and is googing all night long.
THE END.
