Author Topic: Why do so many insist on being a "bodybuilder"?  (Read 1449 times)

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Why do so many insist on being a "bodybuilder"?
« on: March 03, 2011, 10:20:16 AM »
Every time out at the gym, you see so many on plenty of gear, looking terrible.
Some things clearly aren't for the masses.  Almost like me insisting on trying to look like an NBA basketball player.  Some genetics just don't dictate this type of physique....as mine for the NBA.
My suggestion to these make believe fellas... join a bowling league, bicycle club, or run marathons.  Gyms are overcrowded with steroid heroes today...it's fucking hard to watch.

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Re: Why do so many insist on being a "bodybuilder"?
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2011, 10:40:06 AM »
Crotch, About 6 months ago, I was having lunch with Keith (OnlyMe) at the Orleans Casino and Keith noticed a bulky and somewhat short guy who apparently was a steady lifter talking to one of the pit bosses who was apparently on a break.

Keith said, "That must be Croatch!", so thinking that it just might be you I left the table to invite the "must be croatch guy" to have lunch with us.

As soon as he was finished talking to the pit boss, I introduced myself and asked him if he was in fact Croatch of GetBig fame.

He reacted as if I had punched him in the nose and was completely confused and it appeared that he had somewhat of a mental problem so I apologized and went back to my lunch with Keit.h.

I explained the situation to Keith and that it appeared that the guy had a bit of a mental problem and Keith jokingly said, "Yep! That's definitely Croatch!"

This unknown guy was what is affectionately known as a "bulky blunder" around these parts - a lifter with a bowling ball look who wants to be a bodybuilder by walking around in a tight t-shirt with arms asunder.

No comparison intended in the least. I just thought it would be appropriate to mention this under this topic.


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Re: Why do so many insist on being a "bodybuilder"?
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2011, 10:48:57 AM »
hahah, Brilliant.  I would have taken you up on lunch.
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Re: Why do so many insist on being a "bodybuilder"?
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 10:51:56 AM »
Crotch, About 6 months ago, I was having lunch with Keith (OnlyMe) at the Orleans Casino and Keith noticed a bulky and somewhat short guy who apparently was a steady lifter talking to one of the pit bosses who was apparently on a break.

Keith said, "That must be Croatch!", so thinking that it just might be you I left the table to invite the "must be croatch guy" to have lunch with us.

As soon as he was finished talking to the pit boss, I introduced myself and asked him if he was in fact Croatch of GetBig fame.

He reacted as if I had punched him in the nose and was completely confused and it appeared that he had somewhat of a mental problem so I apologized and went back to my lunch with Keit.h.

I explained the situation to Keith and that it appeared that the guy had a bit of a mental problem and Keith jokingly said, "Yep! That's definitely Croatch!"

This unknown guy was what is affectionately known as a "bulky blunder" around these parts - a lifter with a bowling ball look who wants to be a bodybuilder by walking around in a tight t-shirt with arms asunder.

No comparison intended in the least. I just thought it would be appropriate to mention this under this topic.



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Re: Why do so many insist on being a "bodybuilder"?
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2011, 10:57:23 AM »
Crotch, About 6 months ago, I was having lunch with Keith (OnlyMe) at the Orleans Casino and Keith noticed a bulky and somewhat short guy who apparently was a steady lifter talking to one of the pit bosses who was apparently on a break.

Keith said, "That must be Croatch!", so thinking that it just might be you I left the table to invite the "must be croatch guy" to have lunch with us.

As soon as he was finished talking to the pit boss, I introduced myself and asked him if he was in fact Croatch of GetBig fame.

He reacted as if I had punched him in the nose and was completely confused and it appeared that he had somewhat of a mental problem so I apologized and went back to my lunch with Keit.h.

I explained the situation to Keith and that it appeared that the guy had a bit of a mental problem and Keith jokingly said, "Yep! That's definitely Croatch!"

This unknown guy was what is affectionately known as a "bulky blunder" around these parts - a lifter with a bowling ball look who wants to be a bodybuilder by walking around in a tight t-shirt with arms asunder.

No comparison intended in the least. I just thought it would be appropriate to mention this under this topic.




 LMAO, This has to be the best post you have ever made on getbig
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Re: Why do so many insist on being a "bodybuilder"?
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2011, 10:57:36 AM »
Crotch, About 6 months ago, I was having lunch with Keith (OnlyMe) at the Orleans Casino and Keith noticed a bulky and somewhat short guy who apparently was a steady lifter talking to one of the pit bosses who was apparently on a break.

Keith said, "That must be Croatch!", so thinking that it just might be you I left the table to invite the "must be croatch guy" to have lunch with us.

As soon as he was finished talking to the pit boss, I introduced myself and asked him if he was in fact Croatch of GetBig fame.

He reacted as if I had punched him in the nose and was completely confused and it appeared that he had somewhat of a mental problem so I apologized and went back to my lunch with Keit.h.

I explained the situation to Keith and that it appeared that the guy had a bit of a mental problem and Keith jokingly said, "Yep! That's definitely Croatch!"

This unknown guy was what is affectionately known as a "bulky blunder" around these parts - a lifter with a bowling ball look who wants to be a bodybuilder by walking around in a tight t-shirt with arms asunder.

No comparison intended in the least. I just thought it would be appropriate to mention this under this topic.
Zing! Post-life Keith FTW!    ;D

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Re: Why do so many insist on being a "bodybuilder"?
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2011, 11:02:08 AM »
Every time out at the gym, you see so many on plenty of gear, looking terrible.
Some things clearly aren't for the masses.  Almost like me insisting on trying to look like an NBA basketball player.  Some genetics just don't dictate this type of physique....as mine for the NBA.
My suggestion to these make believe fellas... join a bowling league, bicycle club, or run marathons.  Gyms are overcrowded with steroid heroes today...it's fucking hard to watch.

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The best are these kids that are on 2000mgs of sustenon and 1000mgs of deca and they look like shit and can't press more than a plate to a plate and a quarter aside. One plate wonders I call 'em.