So I have a cousin, who spends his days doing coke , tanning, and doing situps to maintain his swelte 170 lb physique.
He has a part time job to support this habit, lives with his parents. He's about 23 I think. No education past high school, has a criminal record, but not enough to keep him in jail (minor thefts, fighting in public, etc).
With all this, he's constantly surrounded by vagina, and i mean primo vagina. Then again, 18-23 year old vagina is always primo in my book, unless the chick's fat.
Anyways, he knows some bodybuilder at the gym (he said his name, said he's a competitive bodybuilder), and then laughed as he called him a "bodybuilder", then says he should concentrate on fucking, not lifting weights to impress other dudes.
Well, he went out with the bodybuilder and his girlfriend. They hung out here and there, then one night the bodybuilders' girlfriend called him and said "will you fuck me tonight? my boyfriend's dieting and won't fuck me anymore".
He proceeded to fuck the shit out of her for about 3 months, while hanging out with the bodybuilder here and there.
Pwned?
