Shaquille O'Neal retires!

[OneMoreRep]

When I reach the age of 39, I'm going to stay that age for a decade or so.  Everybody's doing it these days. Kind of hard to tell the difference between an old looking 39 year old and a young looking 49 year old.

Here is another 39 year old..



"1"

[dr.chimps]

PIP Big Aristotle

[Mr Nobody]

Shaq loves the ladies...his hotel stays always include a revolving door of women.

Are you saying he surpassed Wilt Chamberlain over 20K hoes knocked down.

[Nails]

Here is another 39 year old..



"1"

Some cool pics from the rock... looks to be his personal photo hosting site


 http://www.whosay.com/DwayneJohnson/photos

[Doug_Steele]

39, how about yourself stud?

a/s/l?

I've seen a few Bad Boy movies, if you know what I'm saying  

From the 80's the only Bad Boys movie I can remember is this fine piece of cinematographic work with Sean Penn. In the mid 90's there was some bullshit movie with Will Smith and that other annoying little ugly guy.


"1"



29/M/ Florida and Georgia.

 




You mean Martin Lawrence? that dude has always been annoying and i believed he tried to lose weight by wearing a Fur coat while running in Los Angeles.  I am pretty sure he keeled over and almost died.

Today's Basketball is not what it used to be, 80's Basketball was Basketball. 

[Natural Man]

he ll be broke in three years from now.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

I thought you were straight.

39, how about yourself stud?

a/s/l?

I've seen a few Bad Boy movies, if you know what I'm saying  

From the 80's the only Bad Boys movie I can remember is this fine piece of cinematographic work with Sean Penn. In the mid 90's there was some bullshit movie with Will Smith and that other annoying little ugly guy.


"1"



29/M/ Florida and Georgia.

 




You mean Martin Lawrence? that dude has always been annoying and i believed he tried to lose weight by wearing a Fur coat while running in Los Angeles.  I am pretty sure he keeled over and almost died.

Today's Basketball is not what it used to be, 80's Basketball was Basketball. 

[Doug_Steele]

I thought you were straight.

I am.

[the Algebra Wizard]

How old are you? Did you watch the "Bad Boys" in the mid-late 80's and early 90's.

#10 Dennis Rodmam 

[Doug_Steele]

#10 Dennis Rodmam 

Yea, those were the good ole' days, but look at him now. 

[El Diablo Blanco]

he ll be broke in three years from now.

Far from it.  Right before the google IPO, google gave out preffered shares at a miniscule fraction of the IPO price to friends and celebrities.  Fucking Shaq put in $20 million into it.  Google IPO'd at $85 but apparently the friends got in at $15-20.  It is $500+ today.  Do the math.

Shaq is a hundred-millionaire a few times over.

I was real pissed at how these fuckers at google gave aware shares to be popular with already rich fucking useless celebrities.  Amazing how the rich just get richer.

[Hulkotron]

Haha, watch the bench clear out at 0:10 of this clip:

&NR=1&t=0m10s

[Hulkotron]

Shaq has made nearly $300,000,000 just from playing basketball.  That does not include any endorsement deals, investments, or other sources that I'm not thinking of.  Scottie Pippen (who blew all his money somehow) by comparison made just over $100,000,000 and wasn't in Shaq's stratosphere regarding marketing. 

Even with all his extravagances and money sinks, I would be shocked and amazed if he is ever hard up for $$ for the rest of his life.

[Doug_Steele]

[Coach is Back!]

Shaq retired 3-4 years ago, he just didn't tell anyone.

[Doug_Steele]

Shaq retired 3-4 years ago, he just didn't tell anyone.

True. I was watching Snack O'neal during the playoffs this year and he was sitting on the bench eating Oatmeal Pie after Oatmeal Pie. 

[Coach is Back!]

Hahaha @ "Snack"

[Nails]

  http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Legacy-assured-Los-Angeles-will-retire-Shaquill?urn=nba-wp4252


Lakers saying they will retire Shaq's #34 ,,.... HAHAHAHHA i bet kobe is a angry little biatch today.. First they tell kobe to fuck off no bryan shaw as coah, now they tell him Fuck off Shaq was the reason we won 3 in a row... next they will tell him , Pau gasole was the reason they won the back to back