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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2011, 07:07:19 PM »
I'll bet Lindsay has a cooter that's cheesier than the movie Roadhouse.
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2011, 11:10:34 PM »
Then spread that shit on a cracker!  I would violate her mightily if given a chance.
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #52 on: May 24, 2011, 04:24:42 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on May 23, 2011, 07:07:19 PM
I'll bet Lindsay has a cooter that's cheesier than the movie Roadhouse.

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #53 on: May 24, 2011, 06:23:20 AM »
If she's high, or just wants to get high, I bet you can do anything to her. Anything.
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #54 on: May 24, 2011, 07:53:17 AM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on May 24, 2011, 06:23:20 AM
If she's high, or just wants to get high, I bet you can do anything to her. Anything.

Master of the obvious.

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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #55 on: May 24, 2011, 08:36:14 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on May 24, 2011, 07:53:17 AM
Master of the obvious.

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You think she'd let you take a dump on her?
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #56 on: May 24, 2011, 08:42:32 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on May 23, 2011, 07:07:19 PM
I'll bet Lindsay has a cooter that's cheesier than the movie Roadhouse.
No, it was ok, nice n sweet and bald as a coot  ;D
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #57 on: May 24, 2011, 08:45:09 AM »
Quote from: The Wizard on May 24, 2011, 08:42:32 AM
No, it was ok, nice n sweet salt and bald as a coot  ;D

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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #58 on: May 24, 2011, 08:47:05 AM »
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #59 on: May 24, 2011, 08:51:59 AM »




  


    
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #60 on: May 24, 2011, 09:07:08 AM »
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #61 on: May 24, 2011, 10:32:26 AM »
Get her on the Sibian , with Dave Lambert on the controls .... She'll let the poison out , trust me TOPLESS , she'll do it .
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #62 on: May 24, 2011, 12:03:41 PM »
Quote from: Dokey111 on May 23, 2011, 05:16:34 PM
No, not the same with women.  Too many younger, as pretty, and ready to take her place, and producers are ready to take them.  Lohan or any woman in her situation has nothing to offer.  Why bother?

Agree 100%. Different story with men. RDJ had the kind of turnaround Lohan (who i fucking would have killed to hit 5 years ago. i'd still hit her double rubbered) can only dream of.
There's an almost infinite supply of pretty, young girls ready for Hollywood's taking who'll be less trouble than Lohan. I'd rather Marty McFly skipped back in tiem and kept her on the good path, but alas it's not gonna happen.  :'(
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #63 on: May 24, 2011, 12:37:53 PM »
I honestly think Lindsay would enjoy the degradation. I'd start her off with a set of Arabian Goggles and then after a few hours of raw dogging, finish her off with an Alabama Hot Pocket.

She'd call me back. They always do.
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #64 on: May 24, 2011, 05:12:05 PM »

 



     
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #65 on: May 24, 2011, 06:22:37 PM »
Surprise another drug addicted, narcisistic, delusional skank in America....
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #66 on: May 24, 2011, 06:29:32 PM »
Quote from: tu_holmes on May 22, 2011, 11:27:24 PM
I agree... right now, she's still a pretty girl... No one would be embarrassed to be seen with her based on looks... Now actions are another matter entirely.

dude she used to be an easy nine when she was younger. shes gotten old and haggard in a hurry from all the partying shes done.

i would say shes maybe a 6-6.5 right now.



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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #67 on: May 24, 2011, 06:46:14 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on May 24, 2011, 06:22:37 PM
Surprise another drug addicted, narcisistic, delusional skank in America....

  Cut yourself some slack bro. I always liked you man.
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Re: Lindsey Lohan looking jacked
« Reply #68 on: May 26, 2011, 08:15:02 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on May 24, 2011, 06:46:14 PM
  Cut yourself some slack bro. I always liked you man.

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