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Tre

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Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« on: June 24, 2011, 09:46:41 PM »
What's the most proper protocol?

a) crack one off the moment you find out she's dead
b) grieve for a couple days, then crack one off after the funeral
c) mourn her loss like a little bitch and never even bust one in her memory
d) hit it in the morgue/funeral home
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 09:47:28 PM »
Quote from: Tre on June 24, 2011, 09:46:41 PM
What's the most proper protocol?

a) crack one off the moment you find out she's dead
b) grieve for a couple days, then crack one off after the funeral
c) mourn her loss like a little bitch and never even bust one in her memory
d) hit it at the funeral home
Option d bitch
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 09:50:36 PM »
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 09:51:27 PM »
That is not the correct option d.
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 10:56:04 PM »
Did I miss something?
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2011, 05:45:15 AM »
I'm confused, is it before or after I took the viagra?
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2011, 05:46:48 AM »
well if its while we were in bed..........  The body stays warm for a little while  ;)
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2011, 07:27:09 AM »
People complain when someone starts an mma thread on this board. Idiotic threads like this are okay though.  ::)
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Tre

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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2011, 07:41:37 AM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on June 25, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
People complain when someone starts an mma thread on this board. Idiotic threads like this are okay though.  ::)

It's a GetBig thing. You wouldn't understand. 
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2011, 08:14:44 AM »
It would be hard not to take that a little personally.
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2011, 09:10:07 AM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on June 25, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
People complain when someone starts an mma thread on this board. Idiotic threads like this are okay though.  ::)
Stfu you tapoutter flaming bitch.  :D
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2011, 09:47:25 AM »
Quote from: shizzo81 on June 25, 2011, 05:46:48 AM
well if its while we were in bed..........  The body stays warm for a little while  ;)
Make sure you're done before rigor mortis sets in...
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2011, 09:49:56 AM »
Quote from: Tre on June 24, 2011, 09:46:41 PM
What's the most proper protocol?

a) crack one off the moment you find out she's dead
b) grieve for a couple days, then crack one off after the funeral
c) mourn her loss like a little bitch and never even bust one in her memory
d) hit it in the morgue/funeral home

option D if she dies in front of you...hit it then tell the police she died afterwards from the trauma ;)
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2011, 09:58:36 AM »
Reminds me of that movie "Employee of the Month" with Matt Dillon and Steve Zhan
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2011, 03:02:47 AM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on June 25, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
People complain when someone starts an mma thread on this board. Idiotic threads like this are okay though.  ::)

Learn to build muscle, girly man.
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2011, 04:30:54 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on June 25, 2011, 09:47:25 AM
Make sure you're done before rigor mortis sets in...

wouldn't that make the bitch tighter?
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2011, 06:18:53 AM »
Some people beg to be bitch slapped.
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Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2011, 11:26:54 AM »
Make the best of a bad situation and poke her while she's still warm and pliable. 
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