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Re: Woman bites off mans lip in a fight, gets suspended sentence (vid)
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2014, 07:14:32 AM »
Lower your tone you little tit.

'Crushing a chicks skull' hardly dickhead, i'm talking about instinct. A girl is trying to tear your lip off, you punch her until she lets go/gauge her eye, strangle her whatever.

Wolfox 5 years later: "Daddy, why dont you have a bottom lip? Every one in school makes fun of me when you pick me up and calls you 'beaky'/"

"Well son, a random drunken woman slowly bit it off over about 20 seconds, but I didn't want to lay a finger on her because, well, it's just not right son to EVER lay a hand on a lady, no matter what. That's why your mom sometimes hits me with a cricket bat when I don't let her buy more shoes on the credit card, she knows I am a man of intergrity."

Son: "Dad you're a fucking penis".

Bahahahhahaha